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Old 09-21-2009, 09:48 PM
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1. Goto google.com

2. Type in "Why is my" followed by "How to become" and lastly "Google is" then observe how it auto completes them.

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try 'i am extremely' too

i often see stupid things come up on auto complete when i am trying to look for something perfectly normal, i sometimes wonder if its just google having a bit of fun xD
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and the first five hits on "I am extremely" all turned up:
I am extremely terrified of Chinese people.

I gotta say, sometimes I am extremely terrified of my girlfriend (she's Chinese).
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Old 09-22-2009, 12:09 AM
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Old 09-22-2009, 08:04 AM
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Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

Why is the sky blue?
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Why is Michael Jackson white?
Why is my poop black?

So many question, so few answers. Sigh...
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Old 09-22-2009, 08:08 AM
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She said It's a bit pornographic. Then again, I don't suppose you would crash your ship for a nice girl in sensible shoes.
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i'd like to be..

"i'd like to be... under the sea in an octopus' garden with you"

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Old 09-24-2009, 04:26 AM
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"i'd like to be... under the sea in an octopus' garden with you"

Beatles lyrics. Nothing strange about that...
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why is there a dead pakistinian on my couch?
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:21 PM
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where are those..

where are those 8 inches you promised me last night
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1. Goto google.com

2. Type in "Why is my" followed by "How to become" and lastly "Google is" then observe how it auto completes them.

3. ???

4. Profit!
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why is a raven like a writing desk?
Because Poe wrote on both
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Using the Google search... Type: "fun with google" then hit I'M FEELING LUCKY button.

That should keep you off TBass for a while!
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:50 PM
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:51 PM
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Using the Google search... Type: "fun with google" then hit I'M FEELING LUCKY button.

That should keep you off TBass for a while!
I got this picture.


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Using the Google search... Type: "fun with google" then hit I'M FEELING LUCKY button.

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And for "why am I"

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Also to prove my Australianism, I've been stung by an irukandji jellyfish before, while snorkelling at an island looking at stingrays.

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Old 09-24-2009, 02:38 PM
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Why is...

Auto-completed with...

"there a dead pakistani on my couch"

Oh and also "the rum gone", haha, awesome refferance.

"They are taking" also gave me an amusing result.

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