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09-21-2009, 09:48 PM
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1. Goto google.com
2. Type in "Why is my" followed by "How to become" and lastly "Google is" then observe how it auto completes them.
3. ???
4. Profit! | 
09-21-2009, 10:01 PM
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09-21-2009, 10:01 PM
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i often see stupid things come up on auto complete when i am trying to look for something perfectly normal, i sometimes wonder if its just google having a bit of fun xD
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09-21-2009, 11:03 PM
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and the first five hits on "I am extremely" all turned up:
I am extremely terrified of Chinese people.
I gotta say, sometimes I am extremely terrified of my girlfriend (she's Chinese).
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09-22-2009, 12:09 AM
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09-22-2009, 08:04 AM
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Why is my poop green?
Why is Michael Jackson white?
Why is my poop black?
So many question, so few answers. Sigh...
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She said It's a bit pornographic. Then again, I don't suppose you would crash your ship for a nice girl in sensible shoes.
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09-22-2009, 08:08 AM
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She said It's a bit pornographic. Then again, I don't suppose you would crash your ship for a nice girl in sensible shoes.
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09-24-2009, 04:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Microbass "i'd like to be... under the sea in an octopus' garden with you"  | Beatles lyrics. Nothing strange about that...
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09-24-2009, 05:39 AM
| | | | why is there a dead pakistinian on my couch?
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09-24-2009, 12:21 PM
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09-24-2009, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Balog 1. Goto google.com
2. Type in "Why is my" followed by "How to become" and lastly "Google is" then observe how it auto completes them.
3. ???
4. Profit! | Japanese Human Art: Why Is My Girlfriend Mad?
Why Is My Voice Changing
Why Is My Computer So Slow
Why is my electric bill so high?
How to Become an Early Riser
How To Become A Hacker
how to become a vampire
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Google is... Skynet
Google is just an amoral menace
Google Is Not Your Sugar Daddy
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I am extremely flat chested and skinny
I am extremely fond of Lara
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09-24-2009, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by spencer why is a raven like a writing desk? | Because Poe wrote on both
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09-24-2009, 12:47 PM
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09-24-2009, 12:48 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Seattle | | Using the Google search... Type: "fun with google" then hit I'M FEELING LUCKY button.
That should keep you off TBass for a while!  | 
09-24-2009, 12:50 PM
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09-24-2009, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by TallLankyBastyd Using the Google search... Type: "fun with google" then hit I'M FEELING LUCKY button.
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09-24-2009, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by TallLankyBastyd Using the Google search... Type: "fun with google" then hit I'M FEELING LUCKY button.
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09-24-2009, 01:44 PM
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And for "why am I" 
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09-24-2009, 02:38 PM
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Auto-completed with...
"there a dead pakistani on my couch"
Oh and also "the rum gone", haha, awesome refferance.
"They are taking" also gave me an amusing result.
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