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10-31-2008, 03:11 PM
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So my friend from work recently moved to Missouri (Misery) and he told me the only source of entertainment nearby is a Movie Theater and a Walmart.
I suggested he find out how long he can camp in a display tent before being discovered. Or hide in the clothing racks and scare small children.
How about you? Any ideas for my friend?
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10-31-2008, 03:18 PM
|  | Online | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sunapee, New Hampshire | | | If they have a grocery section, this one is funny. Have him put random items in other people carts while they are shopping. Then go to the checkout stand when they do and watch their reactions when they notice the item.
It gets funnier when you put items in the cart that you wouldn't picture the person buying....maybe a box of condoms in an old ladies cart.
-Mike |
10-31-2008, 03:26 PM
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10-31-2008, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by flakeh  Shopping is fun I hear... |  |
10-31-2008, 03:28 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | At Walmart? Hardly. One of the pedalboard threads inspired me to create a walmart quote of my own.
"The Devil offers up some wonderful deals, if only youre willing to mingle with the damned"
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10-31-2008, 03:33 PM
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If they have a grocery section, this one is funny. Have him put random items in other people carts while they are shopping. Then go to the checkout stand when they do and watch their reactions when they notice the item.
It gets funnier when you put items in the cart that you wouldn't picture the person buying....maybe a box of condoms in an old ladies cart.
-Mike
| ROFL you could have so much fun with this!
Here are my suggestions:
Take a fishing pole from the sports department and go to the pets department and try to catch goldfish.
Challenge small children to beat you in the display video game, while talking a lot of trash about your L337 skillz
See how many McApplePies you can consume in 30 minutes
Play dress up...in the women's section
Chat the guy at the gun counter up about the best caliber to use for ex-wives.
Ride the children's bicycles around in a store wide race |
10-31-2008, 03:37 PM
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10-31-2008, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by DudeistMonk Ride the children's bicycles around in a store wide race | Done that one before, it is a lot of fun.
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10-31-2008, 03:42 PM
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10-31-2008, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Valerus | Kidding, I am the king of walmart shenanigans.
1) Have a fake wedding with a mannequin, Dress all fancy, Proceed right to the honeymoon.
2) Walmart challenge, Fill a cart with as much **** as possible, and leave it.
3) Hook up mp3 player up too sound systems, Play profanities loudly.
4) Find intercom code, and rap to the fresh prince theme song.
All reasons why I am not allowed in the local walmart for a few more months. |
10-31-2008, 04:02 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: On The Bayou | | | Just looking at the people can be hilarious. |
10-31-2008, 04:05 PM
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10-31-2008, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by peterbright Just looking at the people can be hilarious. | Otherwise known as the damned.
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10-31-2008, 04:06 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: South Side Chicago | | | stage all the alarm clocks to go off within two minutes of each other
shopping for others is a great game
crab shampoo and condoms for everyone! |
10-31-2008, 04:07 PM
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10-31-2008, 04:38 PM
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flame throwers...
launch grenades...
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10-31-2008, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania "The Devil offers up some wonderful deals, if only youre willing to mingle with the damned" | Dude....that is frickin' awesome. So true too!
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10-31-2008, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by unclekebm fun things to do AT Walmart?
flame throwers...
launch grenades... | Not Grand Theft Auto...
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10-31-2008, 04:48 PM
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10-31-2008, 06:42 PM
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In every isle of the toy section, put one box of condoms in the middle of the floor.
Store-bike-races are awesome too.
When they put out all of the holiday ****, especially those talking santa things, make them all go off at once and return periodically to set them off again.
I also take sharpies and draw faces on watermelons sometimes...
take coffee beans and put them in clothes pockets.
stick a bannana in the mannequin's pants...
I have to try hooking my mp3 up to some speakers in there... 
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