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12-06-2012, 10:41 AM
|  | I want to be HER bicycle | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | Fun things to do when you're OLD
You kids might think getting old sucks. Well, it does- it really does- but it has it's benefits. Here are a few pleasant activities for you to look forward to...
1. Making it to the bathroom in time
2. Knowing it(getting old and crusty)happens to most everyone
3. Not caring on a much greater level than ever before
Fellow oldsters, please feel free to add!
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12-06-2012, 10:51 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Perry County, PA | | | die. |
12-06-2012, 10:52 AM
| | I want to be HER bicycle | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | Alright, Mr Sunshine
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12-06-2012, 10:53 AM
|  | Registered User | | | | | I hear prostate exams are fun. |
12-06-2012, 10:54 AM
|  | Groovologist | | Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Erie, PA | | | 4. Bragging about how much snow there was when you had to walk to school
5. Yelling at kids that walk on your lawn, and letting them know that you know that they're trying to steal your apples.
6. Chewing with your mouth open.
7. Senior discounts- because you can remember when coffee cost a nickel.
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12-06-2012, 10:57 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | 8) farting. Before it just used to be for fun, now I take my (f)artistry quite seriously.
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12-06-2012, 10:57 AM
| | Groovologist | | Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Erie, PA | | | Don't forget that when you're in a nursing home then you can slap every hot, young nurse on the butt......Hey, you're old and don't know any better (hehe).
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12-06-2012, 11:02 AM
| | | | Start a collection of the neighbor kids toys that end up in your yard. |
12-06-2012, 12:13 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: COLORADO | | | Drive around with your blinker on. |
12-06-2012, 12:49 PM
|  | My favorite songs were never heard on the radio | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Tulsa, OK | | Quote:
Originally Posted by agent77 Don't forget that when you're in a nursing home then you can slap every hot, young nurse on the butt......Hey, you're old and don't know any better (hehe). | If you find any nursing homes that actually have hot, young nurses, let me know. The few times I've been to assisted living facilities, the nurses I saw were far from attractive.  |
12-06-2012, 12:50 PM
| | | | I hear there's a lot of boinking going on in retirement communities and STDs are a big problem. Seriously. |
12-06-2012, 12:55 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: London, UK | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Relic 8) farting. Before it just used to be for fun, now I take my (f)artistry quite seriously. | Depends how old you are. There comes a point where you can't trust that it will just be a fart
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12-06-2012, 01:04 PM
|  | The world owes you nothing. It was here first. | | Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Near Orlando FL | | Quote:
Originally Posted by 1958Bassman I hear there's a lot of boinking going on in retirement communities and STDs are a big problem. Seriously. | Truth. Also check out the deed restricted 55+ communities - there's one here in Florida that's rumored to have the highest rate of STDs in the nation.
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12-06-2012, 01:11 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Jools4001 Depends how old you are. There comes a point where you can't trust that it will just be a fart | Depends.... the key word.
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12-06-2012, 01:13 PM
|  | My SQUIER is on Fire! | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Blimp City USA | | Counting how many times my joints crack is a hoot 
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12-06-2012, 01:22 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2005 Location: Norman, OK | | | Of all the things elderly people do, I think I envy their narcolepsy most.
They seem to be able to fall asleep in just about any environment. I have a very hard time falling asleep, and naps used to be one of my favorite daytime activities.
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12-06-2012, 01:23 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Deep in the heart of Texas | | | acquire all the cool gear you wish you could have had when you were young!
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12-06-2012, 01:24 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Takoma Park, MD (DC) | | | Take naps in the afternoon.
Watch political talk shows on TV and yell at them.
Heat your swimming pool to 80 degrees. |
12-06-2012, 01:32 PM
|  | Don't take any guff from these swine! | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Pomona, SoCal | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MonetBass If you find any nursing homes that actually have hot, young nurses, let me know. The few times I've been to assisted living facilities, the nurses I saw were far from attractive. | I know a hot young nurse who works in assisted living homes.
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