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02-01-2012, 07:44 AM
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People here say a lot of funny things. What are the funniest original comments you have seen?
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02-01-2012, 07:47 AM
| | | | I am partial to the line by esoxhntr in my sig....
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Originally Posted by champbassist  Also, I'm hoping the audience here won't be expecting too many blonde Indian Stings fronting Police cover bands  |
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02-01-2012, 07:53 AM
| | Endorsing Artist : Humanatone | | Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Winston Salem NC | | | When a poster said his "mod's were suddel, and you couldn't really see them".
I really liked Munjibunga's reply:
"The correct way to spell "subtle" incorrectly is "suttle."
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02-01-2012, 07:54 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana | | | I like my sig about cigs
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Originally Posted by hover Some people smoke, I eat *****. risk / risk. | Quote:
Originally Posted by cheezewiz Next time you light up a doob, remember, it may be soaked in ballsweat. | http://www.loungesoundsystem.com |
02-01-2012, 07:54 AM
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02-01-2012, 01:29 PM
|  | No need to ask, he's a smooth... Moderator | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: West Midlands UK | | | "I'm moving this to Off Topic."
Now that's pure comedy gold, right there.
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02-01-2012, 01:40 PM
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Endorsing Artist: Levy's Leathers Moderator | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Toronto/Niagara Falls, Ontario | | | There was one quote where the OP said he liked some bassist who uses a whammy bar, and another guy came in and made a hilarious comment with the action *dive bomb* and i DIED.
I wish I could explain it better. But I've never laughed so hard at a post in my life. |
02-01-2012, 01:44 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Bothell, WA | | | The day I did a search for "pile drivingly heavy" marks the day I laughed the hardest on TB... |
02-01-2012, 01:46 PM
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Endorsing Artist: Levy's Leathers Moderator | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Toronto/Niagara Falls, Ontario | | | AHAHAHA Okay, yeah. Anything by NTB. |
02-01-2012, 01:51 PM
|  | Registered User | | | | There are too many to remember but I lmao at this one at the time.
Ziltoid is commenting on a misunderstanding between a couple of TBer's in the 'Your best pick-up lines' thread last year. Quote:
Originally Posted by Ziltoid I'm sure some people get offended at the sight of freakin kittens. | Quote:
Originally Posted by bassteban Has that line ever worked?  |
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02-01-2012, 01:52 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Lakewood Colorado | | | Wasnt there some kid way back with a thread about how he vaccuumed a live birds head for some reason? Or that he was trying to right some wrongs about hitting a different bird with a pellet gun? That was pretty funny.
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02-01-2012, 01:58 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Bothell, WA | | This is my favorite post. I miss Mike_V_S "Pile Drivingly Heavy" |
02-01-2012, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Strat-Mangler The strangest thing was the insane jump in maturity from 28 to 30. |
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02-01-2012, 02:19 PM
| | | | Most of the comments in the TB Ragequit thread made me laugh SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hard!
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02-01-2012, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by BassPlayer900 Most of the comments in the TB Ragequit thread made me laugh SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hard! | The TB Ragequit thread has indeed turned into a Monthy Python:ish series of postings. |
02-01-2012, 02:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Tustin, CA | | Aw man, Eric Albany had some of the greatest! Is a Rick worth the money? - Page 9 - TalkBass Forums
"Wasn't Squire a bassist, guitarist, key board player, and singer? And didn't he also work with Fender?"
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02-01-2012, 02:37 PM
|  | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Ohio | | | The "farting on a gig" thread was the greatest in TB history. |
02-01-2012, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania This: | It wasn't funny until you posted it Matt  My cheeks hurt now!! Thanks for that. |
02-01-2012, 02:49 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | It'll die down in a minute. I found it funny when I first posted it, but it is much less so now.
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02-01-2012, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Balog The day I did a search for "pile drivingly heavy" marks the day I laughed the hardest on TB... | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Mark Wilson AHAHAHA Okay, yeah. Anything by NTB. | Quote: |
Originally Posted by metron Wasnt there some kid way back with a thread about how he vaccuumed a live birds head for some reason? Or that he was trying to right some wrongs about hitting a different bird with a pellet gun? That was pretty funny. | A huge +1.
The farting thread is massively epic as well. I recall laughing so hard I woke my flat mates up.
Earache elbow knee had some real gems too.
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