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09-25-2008, 07:45 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Boston | | | funniest spam mail subject lines.
Sign in to disble this ad
i'll start
"Girls will call you Largissimo" |
09-25-2008, 07:54 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lincoln, NE | | | "Looking to solve male, financial, and family problems?"
These guy aims at everything! - Maybe he will give you a pill that makes you rich AND makes your ding dong bigger. |
09-25-2008, 08:38 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Mission Viejo, CA | | | "Take care of your hemmhoroids(sp?) once and for all!"
"Sick and tired of sore nipples?"
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Why is that Jazz Bass so aroused? What have you been doing to it?
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09-26-2008, 05:39 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the Netherlands, Amsterdam | | | Man, i never get funny spam titles like that, the funniest I've got in my unwanted mailbox is: "For sure, you will feel more pleasure after of a short course of enhancing." |
09-26-2008, 07:31 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toronto, ON | | | "Boost a growth of your intimate part!"
"Turn your bedroom life into a volcano of pleasure!"
Those are from today... I'm sure there will be funnier ones in the future.
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Originally Posted by PSPookie  This seems like the type of problem that will take care of itself, given time. | Quote:
Originally Posted by blendermassacre Dar-WIN! | |
09-26-2008, 07:40 AM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | | "Even your doctor gets medicaments from us"
Medicaments?? Yeah, I gotta get me some of that!
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Originally Posted by BassChalice Everybody pay attention to Phalex now! | Quote:
Originally Posted by champbassist My cat breath smelling a cat's odor is eating. | Quote:
Originally Posted by hover He's got the Moo OO OO OO OO OO OO OObs like Jagger.... | |
09-26-2008, 01:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Toronto, Ontario Canada | | | I can't even read spam mail subject lines. I'm surprised if I see 2 consecutive words spelled correctly. |
09-26-2008, 01:34 PM
|  | Johnny and Joe | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Chicago | | | "Vitamins for your man rod!"
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Originally Posted by Jim C All these micro guys keep throwing a single 12AX7 behind the input jack with the marketing team shouting "has a tube; sounds like tubes". | LOG #143
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09-26-2008, 04:49 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Boston | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Phalex "Even your doctor gets medicaments from us"
Medicaments?? Yeah, I gotta get me some of that! | It's french, I think.
"Me-deek-a-monts" |
09-26-2008, 06:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Leeds, UK | | | "You willknow the pharaon's secret of male enhancing."
"Wish you act like Herculesus in bed?"
"Your holiday would not be full without good se.>.<"
"Safe cure without a doctor."
"Is your intimate life buried beneath time gone by, old feelings, or even age?"
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Originally Posted by Darkstrike If I kicked my dog in time to the music his cries would be better 'singing'. | |
09-26-2008, 06:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada | | Quote:
Originally Posted by WickedPissah It's french, I think.
"Me-deek-a-monts" | yup french it is
it means drugs
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Originally Posted by Jim Campbell grand daddy used to say that the more he learned about people the better he liked horses | |
09-27-2008, 06:51 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Boston | | | "Be able to perform any, even the most dirty intimate fantasies!" |
09-27-2008, 12:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Leeds, UK | | | The only vaguely amusing one today:
"Best prices for best intimate living."
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Originally Posted by Darkstrike If I kicked my dog in time to the music his cries would be better 'singing'. | |
09-27-2008, 01:05 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Maryville, TN | | | LOL today i got "CLICK FOR FREE COLON CLEANING"
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09-27-2008, 01:09 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Rancho Cucamonga, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Happynoj "Wish you act like Herculesus in bed?" | Wow, a combination of Hercules AND Jesus! i have to get ahold of that stuff!  |
09-27-2008, 01:29 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Sacramento, CA | | | "Hand washing - The dirty truth"
"FW: MY FIRST TIME!"
"Sex and Aging, are women in for a surprise?"
"Do you recognize these baby rashes?"
All of these compliments of my mom's never checked email. |
09-27-2008, 01:56 PM
| | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | | Does anyone else think that Cialis soft tabs are contradictory??
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Originally Posted by BassChalice Everybody pay attention to Phalex now! | Quote:
Originally Posted by champbassist My cat breath smelling a cat's odor is eating. | Quote:
Originally Posted by hover He's got the Moo OO OO OO OO OO OO OObs like Jagger.... | |
09-27-2008, 02:31 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Maryville, TN | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Grizzly700 LOL today i got "CLICK FOR FREE COLON CLEANING" | *sigh* I couldn't resist and I clicked on it. I crapped my pants.
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09-27-2008, 03:24 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Boston | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Phalex Does anyone else think that Cialis soft tabs are contradictory?? | damn, never thought of that! |
09-27-2008, 03:28 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: South Side Chicago | | Free Butt Porn
I don't know why, but when I saw it I couldn't stop laughing. maybe because I pictured Butts having sex with other butts.  | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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