ROFL.
You gotta archive these things, they get taken down from CL faster than the life of a TB thread.
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Please take this doll before it eats us. (North Brunswick)
My daughter was given this doll as a gift from a well-meaning family friend, but it is perhaps the scariest doll I've ever seen in my life. And I've seen "Poltergeist". My daughter won't even look at it without hiding her eyes and cringing so it's never even been taken out of the box. I would put the doll on a high shelf in the closet but I'm afraid it would escape and set the house on fire. So anyway, if you want this doll it's all yours. It's about 18" tall, curly blonde hair, large penetrating hypnotic blue eyes, a Joker-esque smiling mouth with four teeth (two upper, two lower), and chubby little hands that look like they're ready to reach into your chest like that guy did in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. The doll is wearing a white jumpsuit-type thing with innocent looking teddy bears printed on it, which I suspect is a record of how many children this doll has killed and eaten. Please take this doll from me before it eats our souls. Thank you.
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Also I'm not far from there, I'm tempted to go pick it up and find some funny use for it.
awesome
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