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05-13-2009, 01:51 PM
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SNAKE BITES MANS PENIS!  http://www.reuters.com/article/lifes...54A0WI20090511
"A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as he sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported on Monday.
"As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up," the China Times said. "When he looked down, he saw the big snake."
The 51-year-old man, from Nantou County, was under medical care with minor injuries, a director at Puli Christian Hospital said.
"As soon as he has passed the risk of infection, he can go," the director, who declined to be named, said. "A snake's mouth isn't always clean."
Local television images showed the black and yellow reptile, reportedly a species of rat snake, being uncoiled and plucked slowly from the toilet bowl."
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05-13-2009, 01:52 PM
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05-13-2009, 02:00 PM
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05-13-2009, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by D Rokk  "When he looked down, he saw the big snake."
/endthread | Beat me to it.
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05-13-2009, 02:08 PM
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05-13-2009, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by D Rokk "When he looked down, he saw the big snake."
/endthread | For me that is a regular occurance. |
05-13-2009, 02:12 PM
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05-13-2009, 02:18 PM
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Reminds me of an old joke:
two guys walking in a dessert. One stops to take a pee and a snake bites his manhood.
he tells the other guy, "quick quick run to the doctor for help!!!"
So he goes running off, finds a doctor and explains, "my friend got bit in the wiener by a snake, what should I do??"
The doc says, "you need to suck out the poison asap before it spreads!!"
So he goes running back to the poor guy who's standing there cradling his wound.. he asks "What did the doc say!???"
The other guy says, "he said sorry but you're gonna die.."
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05-13-2009, 02:28 PM
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05-13-2009, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Relic was it poisonous??
Reminds me of an old joke:
two guys walking in a dessert. One stops to take a pee and a snake bites his manhood.
he tells the other guy, "quick quick run to the doctor for help!!!"
So he goes running off, finds a doctor and explains, "my friend got bit in the wiener by a snake, what should I do??"
The doc says, "you need to suck out the poison asap before it spreads!!"
So he goes running back to the poor guy who's standing there cradling his wound.. he asks "What did the doc say!???"
The other guy says, "he said sorry but you're gonna die.." | 
Maybe he should marry the snake.. or foster its children or something.
No chance this is Mark Wilson, right?
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05-13-2009, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Relic was it poisonous??
Reminds me of an old joke:
two guys walking in a dessert. One stops to take a pee and a snake bites his manhood.
he tells the other guy, "quick quick run to the doctor for help!!!"
So he goes running off, finds a doctor and explains, "my friend got bit in the wiener by a snake, what should I do??"
The doc says, "you need to suck out the poison asap before it spreads!!"
So he goes running back to the poor guy who's standing there cradling his wound.. he asks "What did the doc say!???"
The other guy says, "he said sorry but you're gonna die.." | "Old" hardly describes that joke. That was around when I was a kid snake hunting in Turkey!
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05-13-2009, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Relic two guys walking in a dessert | Delicious? 
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05-13-2009, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by rustynuts "Old" hardly describes that joke. That was around when I was a kid snake hunting in Turkey! | So you're the one killing our snakes!...Gotch'a! 
seriously though,why were you hunting snakes here?
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05-13-2009, 08:14 PM
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05-13-2009, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by iamlowsound They have to get Samuel L Jackson in there. SNAKES IN A TOILET!
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05-13-2009, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by popinfresh Delicious? | Someone called me?
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05-13-2009, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by stevetx19 just when i thought this thread was over... | "Get these Mutha ******* snakes off my mutha ******* weenier!"
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05-13-2009, 09:02 PM
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05-13-2009, 09:20 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Central Valley | | just a pet peeve here but snakes are not poisonous....
they are venomous
there is indeed a difference
based on the description of a black and yellow snake found in Taiwan it was most likely the (Orthriophis taeniura friesi)
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05-13-2009, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Snakeman1066 just a pet peeve here but snakes are not poisonous....
they are venomous
there is indeed a difference
based on the description of a black and yellow snake found in Taiwan it was most likely the (Orthriophis taeniura friesi) | Be sure to remember that difference when a snake bites your willy!
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