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Old 06-10-2008, 08:11 AM
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It appears that packs of Bull Sharks are now "hunting humans" in packs off the coast of Mexico. Bull Sharks have always been considered not dangerous, and never considered to be man-eaters. It appears that despite a few blaming Global Warming (GW is to blame for every natural event according to some small minds), The real cause is Mexican Mobsters (drug cartels) have been dumping dead bodies in the water and Bull Sharks have discovered humans to be easy food.

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/sto...005961,00.html

This is a very similar situation to the "Ghost and the Darkness", Two man-eating lions in Tsavo, Africa in 1898. A railroad was being built, and near it's location was a place that slavers would dump off dead bodies of slaves that didn't survive the journeys. The Lions got accustomed to eating humans and it became their primary food source. The two lions (on display at the Chicago museum of Natural history) are believed to have killed 135 between them. and they were known to drag railroad workers out of their tents into the bush. In both cases it seems we "taught" these animals that humans are food, and the results were fatal. Someone needs to tell the drug cartels to "not feed the Sharks".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsavo_maneaters
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That doesn't seem too likely a hypothesis- a dead human is completely different prey than a live one. The "taste for human blood" thing sounds silly as well- sharks generally aren't that picky
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Bull sharks? Seriously?

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Someone needs to tell the drug cartels to "not feed the Sharks".
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Old 06-10-2008, 09:23 AM
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These sharks aren't hunting humans. It's just part of the hysteria after a few shark attacks. Sharks do not like humans. They might take a bite out of one or two to see if they are seals, or sea lions, but most of the time they reject them. Unfortunately, that tasting is often fatal. I'm not going to go into the hysterical idea of the Mexican Navy hunting these sharks, but I do know for a fact that the practices of the local fisherman are not in the best interests of the surfers and swimmers. I was surfing a spot down near Cabo San Lucas once and suddenly I noticed that little outboard fishing boat dumping buckets of chum about 200 yards outside of me. I got out of the water. Not long after that, there were fins in the line up. So, this is what I think happened. Chumming, attracted sharks which attacked humans in the midst of a frenzy, so to cover for the story and to shift blame, the Mexican Navy proceeds to hunt these crazy bull sharks with a taste for human blood. That way they can blame innocent animals and not hold the local fisherman accountable.
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Old 06-10-2008, 10:07 AM
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You conservatives and your Mexican drug lords....when are you gonna give up and realize that GW is real!!??
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Mmm, to bad all sharks aren't like fatboy sherman, eh?
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Possibly an even greater mystery than the case of the man-eating bull sharks is how one gets from this:

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Jose Leonardo Castillo, chief shark investigator for Mexico’s National Fishing Institute, said yesterday: “One theory we’re investigating is that a group of sharks have developed a taste for humans.”
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The real cause is Mexican Mobsters (drug cartels) have been dumping dead bodies in the water and Bull Sharks have discovered humans to be easy food.
Then there's the mystery of how Global Warming even came into this discussion. I mean the article doesn't even mention Global Warming. And none of the articles I saw when I searched this on Google News mentioned Global Warming:

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It appears that despite a few blaming Global Warming (GW is to blame for every natural event according to some small minds)
Who exactly is blaming Global Warming for this?????

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/sto...005961,00.html

My guess at this dastardly whodunit is: Professor Burk, in the study, with the blogosphere.

Edit: Actually I found one article (out of the 70 on Google News) that mentioned Global Warming in relation to these. It said "They [locals] also want to know if global warming might have played a part in it." So there you go. The big global warming conspiracy strikes again!
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I'm guessing the Mexican Navy doesn't watch "Shark Week" down there.

If so, they'd realize that sharks don't get the "taste for humans" .... they either get us confused with another type of meal (why sufers and especially body boarders get attacked .... many look like Sea Turtles from below), or they are just checking out what we are (just like a dog .... sniff, sniff, chomp .... spit out ).
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Old 06-10-2008, 12:39 PM
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Pfft. I just surprised Mr. blame-all-that-is-wrong-in-the-world-on-the-liberal-media-and-the-global-warming-consipiracy-theorist Burke is so quick to believe this story, of a Navy hunting sharks , but can't believe in something plausible like global warming.

Here's the big picture. Mexico, especially that part of Mexico, is dependent upon the tourism industry, so when you combine sharks, kidnappings, corruption, and warring drug cartels, you have an economic crisis on what amounts to be a third world country. So they'll try to fix the easiest one, those pesky man-hunting sharks. The Mexican Navy hunting man eating sharks is absurd. All this is going to do is lead to a slaughter of all SHARKS, and detract from what the Navy should really be doing which is stop the oceanic transport of drug cartel merchandise. Unfortunately, I wouldn't be surprised, if most of the Navy isn't already on the payroll of the drug cartels.
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Old 06-10-2008, 12:50 PM
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Bull sharks? Seriously?

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Well, at least I got it.

incredible.
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Well, at least I got it.

incredible.
I got it.

I ignored it.

The Qintar couldn't afford to go to mexico right now.



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I got it.

I ignored it.

The Qintar couldn't afford to go to mexico right now.



Say it ain't so... The gas prices are even squashing the Qintar?
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Bull sharks? Seriously?

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No we don't. That man can't even get squeeze a 20 spot out of his old lady, let alone a bull shark.
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Old 06-10-2008, 01:37 PM
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No we don't. That man can't even get squeeze a 20 spot out of his old lady, let alone a bull shark.
He could get a 20 out of her, if she took his balls out of her purse first.
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These sharks aren't hunting humans. It's just part of the hysteria after a few shark attacks. Sharks do not like humans. They might take a bite out of one or two to see if they are seals, or sea lions, but most of the time they reject them. Unfortunately, that tasting is often fatal. I'm not going to go into the hysterical idea of the Mexican Navy hunting these sharks, but I do know for a fact that the practices of the local fisherman are not in the best interests of the surfers and swimmers. I was surfing a spot down near Cabo San Lucas once and suddenly I noticed that little outboard fishing boat dumping buckets of chum about 200 yards outside of me. I got out of the water. Not long after that, there were fins in the line up. So, this is what I think happened. Chumming, attracted sharks which attacked humans in the midst of a frenzy, so to cover for the story and to shift blame, the Mexican Navy proceeds to hunt these crazy bull sharks with a taste for human blood. That way they can blame innocent animals and not hold the local fisherman accountable.
Yeah, but that theory isn't fun
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Yeah, but that theory isn't fun
Not nearly as fun as imagining first what the Mexican Navy looks like, and then second what it looks like chasing pesky man-eating sharks.
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