Giant Plush Microbes!

[The_Ox]

These are cool, 8 bucks each though

Giant Plush Microbes!

Ox

[FL Knifemaker]

If you see one on a toilet seat.........DONT SIT DOWN

[steve21]

i'm planning on giving somebody HIV soon

[GeneralElectric]

That herpes is pretty ****ing adorable.

[TheDarkReaver]

I wish I had the Plague.

[Relic]

beer yeast FTW!
Herpes is kinda cute too though, aww

[MJ5150]

Coolness. Perfect gift for the kind-of-a-jerk person you know who you are obligated to buy a gift for.

-Mike

[Baryonyx]

E.Coli has never looked so adorable!

[Thunderscreech]

My girlfriend got me Toxic Mold

[Jared Lash]

Other than the new ones, I had pretty much a complete set of these. My girlfriend at the time gave me the brain cell so I put it in my classroom. Students asked about it and so I told them what it was and where it came from. Then I started getting them as gifts. Pretty soon they covered the space above my storage cabinets.

I gave them to the biology teacher when I left.

[Muusers]

kewl

[lbanks]

I'm gonna give my wife the Pox!

[DudeistMonk]

My favorite microbe (well right after the blood cells and the sperm that keep me alive/spawned me).

Beer Yeast!

[Phalex]

Originally Posted by GeneralElectric

That herpes is pretty ****ing adorable.

And Sigged!!

[SuperDuck]

Doctor: Mr. Burns, I'm afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.
Mr. Burns: You mean I have pneumonia?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Juvenile diabetes?
Doctor: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Hysterical pregnancy?
Doctor: Uh, a little bit, yes. You also have several diseases that have just been discovered - in you.
Mr. Burns: I see. You sure you haven't just made thousands of mistakes?
Doctor: Uh, no, no, I'm afraid not.
Mr. Burns: This sounds like bad news.
Doctor: Well, you'd think so, but all of your diseases are in perfect balance. Uh, if you have a moment, I can explain.
Mr. Burns: Well...
[looks at his watch]
Mr. Burns: [the Doctor puts a tiny model house door on his desk]
Doctor: Here's the door to your body, see?
[bring up some small fuzz balls with goofy faces and limbs from under the desk]
Doctor: And these are oversized novelty germs.
[points to a different one up as he names each disease]
Doctor: That's influenza, that's bronchitis,
[holds up one]
Doctor: and this cute little cuddle-bug is pancreatic cancer. Here's what happens when they all try to get through the door at once.
[tries to cram a bunch through the model door. The "germs" get stuck]
Doctor: [Stooge-like] Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo. Move it, chowderhead.
[normal voice]
Doctor: We call it, "Three Stooges Syndrome".
Mr. Burns: So what you're saying is, I'm indestructible.
Doctor: Oh, no, no, in fact, even slight breeze could...
Mr. Burns: Indestructible.

Classic.

[Eric Perry]

Originally Posted by Phalex

And Sigged!!

Hehehe

[coreyfyfe]

They make some cool stuff. We used to have a bunch of E.coli hanging around the lab where I worked.

[Phalex]

Didn't Sal Monella pitch for the Yankees??

[Hollow Man]

I've been giving these to my fiancee for years. She's a PhD student in biology, and a few times a year (holidays, etc), I'll give her a new one. She loves 'em.

[Linas]

Im a bio student and think that these things are pretty sweet. I dont think i would buy any of these but would gladly accept one as a gift. My birthday is a few months TB, mark your calendars!