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05-14-2010, 01:20 PM
|  | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | | A gift for your vicious & cheating ex, perhaps?
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This is SOOOO wrong, but also quite funny.... http://www.crabrevenge.com/
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania  Strange to say it... but Perry is a man who understands. | Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony Back in the day, I thought I was hard. I think we all know I was pretty much lying to myself  | |
05-14-2010, 01:25 PM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | | That's beyond ****ed up. |
05-14-2010, 01:27 PM
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General Manager, Roscoe Guitars | | Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC, USA | | ...I am wondering if it would be an appropriate response to an unpaid beer bet... 
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05-14-2010, 01:33 PM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | Ohhh this is genius!
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05-14-2010, 01:53 PM
| | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Gard ...I am wondering if it would be an appropriate response to an unpaid beer bet... | 
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania Strange to say it... but Perry is a man who understands. | Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony Back in the day, I thought I was hard. I think we all know I was pretty much lying to myself | |
05-14-2010, 01:53 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | |
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05-14-2010, 01:55 PM
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Shampoo Resistant F strain Crabs: One colony of F strain super crabs. We have gone through a lot of work but now we are finally able to introduce the F Strain Lice! These crabs are almost impossible to get rid of and have been through over a year of selective lab breeding to be the most aggressive and most reproductive species on the planet! This species can take up to two weeks to get rid of and apparently bite so much they cause the victim to scratch themselves raw and we can guarantee that nothing apart from two washes of everything the victim owns and a 100% delousing solution coverage will get rid of them! Our most popular item and our fastest breeders. We are more likely to have these stocked than the regular strains.
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05-14-2010, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Ray Salamon I think what is being said is that he can't find porn on the internet. Massive fail. That's like, Mark Wilson sized failing. | |
05-14-2010, 01:57 PM
| | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | | |
05-14-2010, 02:00 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Brooklyn Park, MN. | | | That's GREAT!!! How did you find that site???
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It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
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05-14-2010, 02:02 PM
| | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | | Someone posted the link on Facebook. Haha!
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania Strange to say it... but Perry is a man who understands. | Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony Back in the day, I thought I was hard. I think we all know I was pretty much lying to myself | |
05-14-2010, 04:28 PM
|  | is, against all odds, still a scuba viking. | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alta Loma, California | | | wow, holy crap that's cool!
I wonder if it's real... their declaration that they are blocked by most online credit processing companies makes me think it's probably just a joke site.
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05-14-2010, 04:31 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Iowa | | here i have been trying to "take the high road," be the mature one, keep my dignity (actually got that advice rite here in OT), and keep it amicable for the kids' sake...
oooooooh, the temptation
must
................stay
................................strong
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ouch, way to call upon my inner ugly.
then again, mother's day has already passed. 
oh, and this part seems sweet:
"Once the lice are in your possession you are fully responsible for those lice so take care of them, give them cute names and most importantly love your lice like they are your own for that my friend in essence is what they are."
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05-14-2010, 05:19 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Houston, Tx | | | Thats so jacked up!!! |
05-14-2010, 05:30 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Tampa, Florida, US | | | This.
Is.
Awesome.
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05-14-2010, 05:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Québec | | | That is freakin' awesome.
Such a powerful prank must be used wisely. |
05-14-2010, 05:54 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Tennessee | | | Wow... I'm at a loss for words now. I have been rude to cheating ex's but that seems like it goes to far. Just barely, but to far.
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05-14-2010, 05:58 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NY, NY | | | I just emptied my paypal. I always wanted crabs for dinner.
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05-14-2010, 06:21 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Chicago, IL | | | You would have to have a seriously defective personality to even think that is funny.
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05-14-2010, 10:27 PM
|  | *******er Emeritus(does anyone remember that? No?) | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Houston, Texas | | Quote:
Originally Posted by sleepytime You would have to have a seriously defective personality to even think that is funny. |
Lighten up Francis.
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