Girls that try too hard...

[KeithBMI]

Share your stories.

I had a girl call me at 2 a.m. last night pretending to be drunk. "Oops! Who is this?" "I meant to call so-and-so..." "I'm so confused!"

She kept repeating the amount of alcohol she had and that she was "so confused!"

The entire act was extremely lame.

Your turn.

[FL Knifemaker]

Originally Posted by KeithBMI

Share your stories.

I had a girl call me at 2 a.m. last night pretending to be drunk. "Oops! Who is this?" "I meant to call so-and-so..." "I'm so confused!"

She kept repeating the amount of alcohol she had and that she was "so confused!"

The entire act was extremely lame.

Your turn.

Can you give her my phone number??

[GeneralElectric]

Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker

Can you give her my phone number??

I'm younger and better looking. Give it to me.











On the brightside if she's trying so hard for attention, it probably means she puts out, which is good if she's hot.

[KeithBMI]

I'll let you know if she is into "old fogeys"

[GeneralElectric]

I'm not old.

[KeithBMI]

Originally Posted by GeneralElectric

I'm not old.

That was directed at FLKnifemaker, ya dunce.

We posted at the same time.

[baba]

Dude, she's hitting on you at 2AM and pretending she's drunk! Getcho mojo workin!

[TheBass]

Originally Posted by baba

Dude, she's hitting on you at 2AM and pretending she's drunk! Getcho mojo workin!

Then just take the best and avoid marrying her

[Kyon`]

Hm I would avoid her >,>;

[Jiggybass]

Haha, I had something similar happen a few nights ago, I just laughed until she hung up

[Liist]

Is it really worth getting an STD or having to pay child support for 18 years?

Try to think long term.

[MakiSupaStar]

This my friend is a booty call. Hit it hard and hit it often. I'm not going to go into my quality vs quantity philosophy because this is more than likely the latter. However, with that said, if you run over there and pick her up in the failtruck with the ultimate subwoofer of fail, make sure you pick up a pack of diapers when you pick up a pack of condoms, because more than likely your unce unce unce unce music is going to make her evacuate her bowels on the way back to your place for the booty call. That's one of the drawbacks of too much bass in your failtruck.

[Dr Stankface]

Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar

This my friend is a booty call. Hit it hard and hit it often. I'm not going to go into my quality vs quantity philosophy because this is more than likely the latter. However, with that said, if you run over there and pick her up in the failtruck with the ultimate subwoofer of fail, make sure you pick up a pack of diapers when you pick up a pack of condoms, because more than likely your unce unce unce unce music is going to make her evacuate her bowels on the way back to your place for the booty call. But look on the bright side, she'll be more receptive to the backdoor suggestion since you already know she's empty. Just throw her in the shower first

Just spit sweet tea all over my laptop. Thanks.

I'd be indifferent about this situation. She could turn into a stalker after the porking and trust me, that's no fun.

[BillyRay]

I had a girl do this a few years ago. Called me on my cell at 2:00 and the morning and THEN proceeded to come at my place. I was living in a shody 1 bedroom apartment and the owner did not take kindly to night visits (it was that kind of shody) so as soon as I heard her knock on the door, I HAD to let her in to avoid a drunken (she was actually liquored up) fight in the hallway that would have caused me problems later on.

She was plenty cute and tried every move in the desperate girl dictionnary. Only two problems:
a) She also was a "May I Leave Flowers?" (look at the caps) several years older than me.
b) She was married with two children and her husband worked at the same place I did.

Since I'm all for booty calls, except from engaged women who have a violent husband, I defused the situation by letting her sober up and then driving her home (or actually a couple of blocks from home).

[FL Knifemaker]

Originally Posted by KeithBMI

That was directed at FLKnifemaker, ya dunce.

We posted at the same time.

OK, I'll accept the old but.........I'm not a fogey

[LowDown Hal]

Originally Posted by KeithBMI

Share your stories.

I had a girl call me at 2 a.m. last night pretending to be drunk. "Oops! Who is this?" "I meant to call so-and-so..." "I'm so confused!"

She kept repeating the amount of alcohol she had and that she was "so confused!"

The entire act was extremely lame.

Your turn.

Hit It and Quit It

[GeneralElectric]

If she's ugly, start calling her at 2am high...


Its called reverse psychology and it always works.

[jazzy grille]

Originally Posted by Liist

Is it really worth getting an STD or having to pay child support for 18 years?

Try to think long term.

And DON'T put your mouth on it, you'll be fine..

[scrotimusprime]

Originally Posted by KeithBMI

Share your stories.

I had a girl call me at 2 a.m. last night pretending to be drunk. "Oops! Who is this?" "I meant to call so-and-so..." "I'm so confused!"

She kept repeating the amount of alcohol she had and that she was "so confused!"

The entire act was extremely lame.

Your turn.

If she's hot who cares?

[scrotimusprime]

Originally Posted by GeneralElectric

If she's ugly, start calling her at 2am high...


Its called reverse psychology and it always works.

i've never managed to be awake and high at 2am. Something about the weezy that just puts me to sleep.