Girls, yeah? We're talking about girls today, right?

[Kwesi]

Sometimes, very rarely, my life is almost interesting.

So I've got this friend, see. She cool and also really hot. I think it'd be pretty great if every here and there we boned but there's approximately 0% chance of me ever saying that to her. Anyway, said friend texts me talking about how horny she is and that has NEVER happened to me before so I just sat there aroused and confused until my brain was able to fully process what had happened at around 7AM and I could finally get to sleep.

The end.

[Bloodhammer]

So I like know this girl. And she like makes goggle eyes at me lol. I think she really likes me and she says she does, but she's a student of mine who won't answer her phone for weeks and has a boyfriend that doesn't want her to be around other guys. I'm all like bubbling up and overfrorthing with anticipation of a bonering. What should I dooooooooooooooooooooooo???????


Am I doing it right?

[Mr L]

Missed the part where you texted her back with "cool man".

[lowsideonacurve]

Just make sure she doesn't get you punched in the throat.

[Phalex]

So......

You punched the clown, and passed out in a pool of tears?

Things may have changed, but back in my day, that might have been taken as a subtle hint. Like she says "My neck is sore" it's only common courtesy to offer her a neck rub, or a full body massage, or a night of passion followed by years of regret and self loathing....... You know, just see where the winds take you.

[4dog]

So school is out yeah, for a loooooong time ?

[electracoyote]

So, just like in the joke, you actually sat on the edge of the bed waiting for the swelling to go down?

Yeah, that's the kind of thing you should broadcast all over the internet.

She swung the door wide open for at the very least some home cookin' in the near future. Now she probably thinks you're gay (not that there's anything wrong with that, except that you're not...right?).

[hover]

And, you didn't tap that? What is wrong with you?

[RxFunk]

Originally Posted by 4dog

So school is out yeah, for a loooooong time ?

I go back tomorrow, so maybe these threads will stop appearing

[pacojas]

ignore her, Kwesi!

she only wants you for your body!

[hrodbert696]

Originally Posted by pacojas

ignore her, Kwesi!

she only wants you for your body!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcFaVfTDWcs

[Thick McRunfast]

If anything EVER deserved a Jean Luc Picard facepalm that does.

If I wasn't on my phone I'd give you one.

[Ziltoid]

So you took the matter into your own hands?

[sloasdaylight]

Should have gone to her.

Worst case, you don't get laid, but you keep her from boning some other nutbag who may pop a baby inside her.

Best case, you get laid, and escape the friend zone.

Don't let this happen again.

[hover]

Originally Posted by sloasdaylight

Should have gone to her.

Worst case, you don't get laid, but you keep her from boning some other nutbag who may pop a baby inside her.

Man, at least buffet.
Geez. Have you learned nothing, padawan?

[jmattbassplaya]

Fail.

[Bloodhammer]

[1958Bassman]

Originally Posted by Bloodhammer

Winning!

[Uncle Snake]

Originally Posted by Kwesi

Sometimes, very rarely, my life is almost interesting.

So I've got this friend, see. She cool and also really hot. I think it'd be pretty great if every here and there we boned but there's approximately 0% chance of me ever saying that to her. Anyway, said friend texts me talking about how horny she is and that has NEVER happened to me before so I just sat there aroused and confused until my brain was able to fully process what had happened at around 7AM and I could finally get to sleep.

The end.

I know that I don't know you but, dude.......

[DWBass]

Soooooooo.......you did ask her how she was going to solve her problem..........didn't you? Perfect opp to find out if she wants to bone!