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05-07-2009, 09:18 AM
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Woman finds god in her salami: http://cbs4.com/watercooler/Salami.G...2.1002364.html 
Personally, I think it says "GOO," but whatever. I think it was just a clever marketing ploy by Sonic Youth. Or... is it meant to spell "dog," as a warning of what the "salami" really contains?
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She said It's a bit pornographic. Then again, I don't suppose you would crash your ship for a nice girl in sensible shoes.
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05-07-2009, 09:18 AM
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She said It's a bit pornographic. Then again, I don't suppose you would crash your ship for a nice girl in sensible shoes.
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05-07-2009, 09:22 AM
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05-07-2009, 09:24 AM
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05-07-2009, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Papazita Oh, and this is a discussion of meats, not religion! |
my meats are of Biblical Proportion 
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05-07-2009, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by buzzbass my meats are of Biblical Proportion | Are you Jersey boys STILL trying to convince us that pork roll is better than bacon? 
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05-07-2009, 09:28 AM
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05-07-2009, 09:29 AM
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05-07-2009, 09:29 AM
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She said It's a bit pornographic. Then again, I don't suppose you would crash your ship for a nice girl in sensible shoes.
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05-07-2009, 09:32 AM
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05-07-2009, 09:34 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Yuma, Az | | | After extensive research throughout the Bible, I have concluded that there are no scripturally documented cases of God communicating through sausage products.
I think she's mispelling DOG, which is featured prominently in many sausages worldwide.
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05-07-2009, 02:33 PM
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05-07-2009, 02:39 PM
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I'm just sayin'.
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05-07-2009, 02:40 PM
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Surprisingly, they all look like Archibald Cary... 
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05-07-2009, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Gard Are you Jersey boys STILL trying to convince us that pork roll is better than bacon? | there's no need for any sort of convincing, it just is.
The book of Meats, chapter 2, verse 5 quotes: and unto ye, I have given thou meat. And the meat beath good.
Ye ask unto me; what is the name of this meat so we may goeth forth and preach it's goodness above all others.
I sayeth, it is the meat who am is. It is pork roll. Rejoice, alleliua."
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05-07-2009, 02:55 PM
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05-07-2009, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by WalterBush I think she's mispelling DOG, which is featured prominently in many sausages worldwide. | This.
Seriously, what a wank. If I found that in my food i'd go 'lol' then eat it, not call a camera crew and marvel at dogs work.
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05-07-2009, 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by TallLankyBastyd Imagine my relief when I found that this thread is NOT about Ron Jeremy! | ....I'm just wondering how someone got ahold of my salami without me knowing about it...
Guess I need to check my fridge more often!
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05-07-2009, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Pilgrim This thread title is just possibly the most dangerous title EVER.
I'm just sayin'. | Beat me to it.
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05-07-2009, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Eric618 Beat me to it. | no pun intended of course?
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