Going crosseyed

[bassteban]

Can you? I can, in the traditional manner(both turned in/toward each other). I'd like to go the other way, ala Marty Feldman, or The Toad from Flushed Away. Anyone ever learned this terribly useful skill or am I truly TB's most random poster ever? Pics/tips/highjacks/derail/derision as alway quite welcome.

[StanFan]

I can only do it if I hold a small object in front of my face for my eyes to focus on. It isn't very comfortable so I rarely do it.

[bassteban]

I can actually get a bit of independant movement(one eye looking inward, the other rolling or going around)but I'm fascinated w/the idea of getting them both to go 'out'. THAT would freak people out.

[selfblessed]

I don't now if its worth it man. It kinda hurts.

[f'nar f'nar]

Originally Posted by bassteban

or am I truly TB's most random poster ever? )

I'm afraid you have years of random posts before you can steal that title from Major Metal

[J. Crawford]

Originally Posted by f'nar f'nar

I'm afraid you have years of random posts before you can steal that title from Major Metal

Oh, so very true. You cannot beat the "Have you ever taken a bass in the bathtub with you?" thread. Priceless.

[Ripper]

i can roll one one eye while having the other crossed, or hold one straight while the others crossed... but i cant quite get to crossed out

[mrokern]

I can go in and out of the traditional crosseyed look at will with no problem or discomfort. I can't get the eyes to go the other direction at the same time, but I CAN rotate my eyes in opposite circles (one clockwise, the other counter-clockwise) most of the time.

-Mark

[bassteban]

Yeah, I can do pretty much exactly what mrokern describes, but the Marty Feldman thing- I don't know where to start.
Agreed on the MM comments.

[spencer]

This is of me, My friend loves it when I do this.. Thinks its hilarious.. One eye is looking at the camera other at ...... welll I don;t know..



No im not stuck like that..

Heres another picture..


and another for assurance
nevermind..

[Ripper]

ok... that last one is iffy on policy imho... lucky b'tard

[spencer]

Originally Posted by Ripper

ok... that last one is iffy on policy imho... lucky b'tard

sORRY I removed it..