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04-09-2008, 01:32 PM
| | Shake and Bake | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Waterford, MI | | | a good blonde joke ..
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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.
She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked.
.The policewoman replied,
'It's square and it has your picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the
policewoman.
'Here it is,' she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back
saying, 'Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.'
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04-09-2008, 01:34 PM
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04-09-2008, 01:35 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Edinburgh & Dundee, Scotland | | Not heard that before, nice one 
Bet you get the PC crew breathing down your neck because picking on someone because of their hair colour makes you a nazi . . . 
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04-09-2008, 01:40 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Austin, Texas | | | Pure ignorance.
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04-09-2008, 01:42 PM
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04-09-2008, 01:46 PM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | | As a former (when I was two-five I had much lighter hair) blonde, I'm offended. But since it was pretty funny, carry on. |
04-09-2008, 04:08 PM
| | Supporting The Gold | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Twin Cities - MN | | LOL!! Stupid humor is great!
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04-09-2008, 04:13 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College Station, Texas | | | owned |
04-09-2008, 04:25 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lakeland, FL | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Chriss62 Pure ignorance. | The joke or the blondes??  |
04-09-2008, 05:12 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: On The Bayou | | | Great one! A two fer. |
04-09-2008, 07:24 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Leeds, UK | | This is my second favourite blonde joke:
A blonde is walking along the side of a river. She spots another woman on the other side, who also happens to be blonde. She shouts "Hi! How do you get to the other side of the river?". The woman on the other side looks at her, and then says "What do you mean? You are on the other side!"
Unfortunately I'm not sure that my favourite blonde joke is suitable to post here... 
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04-09-2008, 07:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Edinburgh & Dundee, Scotland | | | Three blondes are walking through the woods and come across some tracks.
The first blonde says "wow, they look like bear tracks!"
The second blonde says "no, they look like wolf tracks!"
The third blonde says "I know, we should follow them!"
Half an hour later they were hit by a train.
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04-10-2008, 04:12 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2000 Location: Canberra, Australia | | | That's awesome.
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04-10-2008, 05:14 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Minnesota | | a oldie but goodie:
Why was the blonde fired from the M n M's factory?
For throwing away all the candy with a W on them. |
04-10-2008, 05:25 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pittsburgh | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Happynoj This is my second favourite blonde joke:
A blonde is walking along the side of a river. She spots another woman on the other side, who also happens to be blonde. She shouts "Hi! How do you get to the other side of the river?". The woman on the other side looks at her, and then says "What do you mean? You are on the other side!"
Unfortunately I'm not sure that my favourite blonde joke is suitable to post here... | pm please. |
04-10-2008, 05:36 AM
|  | Drunk on power... and beer | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Co. Kerry, Ireland. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Happynoj This is my second favourite blonde joke:
A blonde is walking along the side of a river. She spots another woman on the other side, who also happens to be blonde. She shouts "Hi! How do you get to the other side of the river?". The woman on the other side looks at her, and then says "What do you mean? You are on the other side!"
Unfortunately I'm not sure that my favourite blonde joke is suitable to post here... | Quote:
Originally Posted by santucci218 pm please. | +1
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04-10-2008, 06:00 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Staffs, UK | | Another of oldy here:
How does a blonde turn the light on after sex?
She opens the car door.
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04-10-2008, 06:24 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Knoxville, TN | | My mother's favorite blonde joke:
How can you tell if a blonde is having a really bad day?
She's got a tampon behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil. 
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04-10-2008, 06:32 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Edinburgh & Dundee, Scotland | | | A blonde and a brunette both jump off a cliff at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The brunette, the blonde has to ask for directions.
How do you know a blonde has used the computer before you?
There's tipex on the screen.
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04-10-2008, 06:35 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Filthydelphia, USA | | | What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
Drives home to get changed for work. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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