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08-27-2008, 11:56 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Cornwall, UK. | | | Good comebacks?
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I recently heard somebody say:
"There is no 'I' in team"
To which his friend replied:
"No, but there is a 'me'"
Does anyone else know some good comebacks to old sayings like this one?
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08-27-2008, 12:14 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chicago | | | "well i slept with your wife!" |
08-27-2008, 12:17 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | | "your mum."
"so's your face." |
08-27-2008, 12:21 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: PR of Greenbelt, MD | | "Winston, if you were my husband I should poison your coffee."
"Yes, ma'am - and if you were my girl I should make you drink it like Drano." 
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Originally Posted by plangentmusic  I hope you have an ugly wife, otherwise you may have to die. | |
08-27-2008, 12:24 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Asheville, NC | | | Every time I hear "The early bird gets the worm"
I reply with "the second mouse gets the cheese" |
08-27-2008, 12:25 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Northern Ontario | | | For the longhairs who get ragged whether they're a girl or a guy:
"I'm more man than you'll ever be, and more woman than you'll ever get" |
08-27-2008, 12:29 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cincinnati | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Linas "well i slept with your wife!" | Yea..... better than Jerk Store.
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08-27-2008, 12:30 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | Quote:
Originally Posted by unbasslichkeit "Winston, if you were my husband I should poison your coffee."
"Yes, ma'am - and if you were my girl I should make you drink it like Drano." | Of course the actual response was more along the lines of: "And if you were my wife I'd drink it." |
08-27-2008, 12:32 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Northern Ontario | | | Honey, we've been married for 15 years, and it feels like 15 minutes...
...under water. |
08-27-2008, 12:40 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Hooksett, NH | | "You can stuff you sorry's in sack mister!!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-VP8wnFwo8
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08-27-2008, 12:42 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Winnipeg, Canada | | | Highlight, not child friendly - ""If I wanted a comeback I'd wipe it off your lip""
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Originally Posted by SuperDuck Give a man a mirror, and it will warm him once. Teach a man to chop down his own mirrors, and they'll warm him twice. |
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08-27-2008, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by BassChuck Yea..... better than Jerk Store. | Dang it, I'm too late. 
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08-27-2008, 12:58 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Northern Ontario | | Quote:
Originally Posted by CanadaMan Highlight, not child friendly - ""If I wanted a comeback I'd wipe it off your lip"" | hahaha...reminds me of
"If I wanted to hear an ***hole speak, I'd fart." |
08-27-2008, 01:03 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia | | | You know what happened to all the people who listen to all those old sayings? They died...
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08-27-2008, 02:24 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: atlanta, georgia [satellites] | | | whenever anyone starts telling me how great they are, i just say,"i've got a platinum album on my wall. what have you done with your life?". it usually shuts them up.
i had a dr get in my face once. he is my dad's internist who was ticked because i questioned him. i said,"i bench 400lbs. do you really want to pursue this?. he shut up. |
08-27-2008, 02:27 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Columbus, Georgia | | | Ive got a coworker who likes to say " **** you", to which I say, "youre not that lucky and Im not that desperate".
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08-27-2008, 02:40 PM
| | | | whenever my sister is a b*tch to me i just say "shut your mouth till the end of the month" |
08-27-2008, 04:26 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toronto, ON | | | my favourite as a youngster was:
Them: I'm telling!
Me: You're smelling!
*enter the fisticuffs.
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08-27-2008, 04:42 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Millcreek Township, UT | | | "The squeaky wheel gets the grease."
"No... the squeaky wheel gets replaced."
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08-28-2008, 07:40 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Boston | | | them: **** you
me: you'd like that, wouldn't ya? | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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