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Old 04-09-2008, 01:52 PM
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?














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And an ADD joke to go with it (just because I was reminded)
How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?



























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A: I know what you mean by that and I think it's terrible! I'm canceling my membership and never coming back to this place again!
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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?



























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How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, the piano player can do it with his left hand.

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How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, the piano player can do it with his left hand.

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