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Old 10-04-2009, 01:41 PM
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do you know when you start to type something in google and it tries to finish what you're typing so you don't have to type the whole thing out:


So i started to type how long.... and the first thing that popped up was how long does weed stay in your system

i did another for why is... and why is poop green was the 3rd thing

what other things did you guys find like this?
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Old 10-04-2009, 01:43 PM
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why wont


god heal amputees

my parakeet eat my diarrhea
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Old 10-04-2009, 01:46 PM
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haha thats like when you click on the bar at the top of the screen where you type in a web address. lol most letters on mine immediately call up an adult site.
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Old 10-04-2009, 01:50 PM
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LMAO at the "Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?". That's a riot.



This came up on Digg, I believe, and it was pretty funny. It's not the funniest of the suggestions; it's just sort of strange.
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Old 10-04-2009, 01:55 PM
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As I go to type "How to find..."

How t-
How to get pregnant.

How to f-
How to fall asleep.
How to fing** your girlfriend.


Now, these suggestions are the most commonly entered search terms on Google, am I wrong?
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i wanted to know how to make french toast one day, im pretty sure i got to "how to make" and french toast was on the list.

i was pretty happy about that
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I typed in "how to clean a b" a little while ago for 'how to clean a baseball cap', first suggestion was "how to clean a bong".

Nice.
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Green poop. you say.
Your drinking too much grape Kool-Aid

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haha thats like when you click on the bar at the top of the screen where you type in a web address. lol most letters on mine immediately call up an adult site.
You start typing something in your address bar & it offers up porn sites?

Those aren't random suggestions in your address bar, they're recently visited websites. Porn much?
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Green poop. you say.
Your drinking too much grape Kool-Aid

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I had this "Black Lemonade" soda a couple of times.
They use an absolutely insane amount of blue dye (red and yellow too) to color it pure black, so that even my brightest flashlight can only dimly pierce through it.

The "result" of drinking this soda is quite green...
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"is my" gets a bunch of is my boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife cheating on me. The one that sticks out is "is my dog pregnant"
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*Why not just...*
*I think I ate my...*
*I think I smell...*

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to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur.

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