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12-09-2012, 02:12 PM
|  | Expendable | | Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Shreveport, Louisiana | | | Well, now that we've got that out of the way, I guess we should tackle the meaning of those turbine roof vents that ceaselessly spin and spin....
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12-09-2012, 02:21 PM
|  | Hell on heels | | Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Near Orlando FL | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Kwesi 40? That's old hat, man! Try 60! In the meantime, I'll use scissors. They can buy new bras. | Do you have any idea how much a good bra costs? I'd recommend another plan for getting the ladies out of their bras that doesn't involve destruction.
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12-09-2012, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Tat2dHeart Do you have any idea how much a good bra costs? I'd recommend another plan for getting the ladies out of their bras that doesn't involve destruction. | Kwesi isn't necessarily a real master of all things womanly, despite his apparent attempts to convince us that he is  |
12-09-2012, 02:58 PM
|  | Am I on time? | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: WA State | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Bloodhammer | LOL - that's a good one! 
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12-09-2012, 03:02 PM
|  | Endorsing nothing, recommending much | | Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Milton Keynes, UK | | | In this country we don't have them. Mind you, it's rarely warm enough to want to leave a door open.
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12-09-2012, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by jmattbassplaya Kwesi isn't necessarily a real master of all things womanly, despite his apparent attempts to convince us that he is | Fair point. Thanks, Matt. 
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12-09-2012, 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by jmattbassplaya Kwesi isn't necessarily a real master of all things womanly, despite his apparent attempts to convince us that he is | And here I was trying to be nice about it...
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12-09-2012, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Tat2dHeart Do you have any idea how much a good bra costs? I'd recommend another plan for getting the ladies out of their bras that doesn't involve destruction. | 
If that ain't proof of my mastery of all things related to the wimminzes, I don't what is!
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12-09-2012, 07:46 PM
| | | | Mmmm skittles and duct tape ,,, the mind wobbles! |
12-09-2012, 07:49 PM
| | | | Also in texas we use screen doors so we can shoot the armadillos and possums that eat our dogs food ,,, without leavin the comfort of our recliners ,, oh and the occasional thief. |
12-10-2012, 03:18 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Istanbul | | To me, the point of a screen door is for my brother to stick his face to the net from the outside and go "buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz".
Despite the fact that it looks hilarious, my brother is 23.
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12-10-2012, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Kwesi What is the purpose of a screen door? | To hit you - you, Kwesi - in the ass on your way out. |
12-11-2012, 04:52 PM
|  | Just one more question | | Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: San Franciscco, CA | | | Get an old wooden one with peeling paint and holes in the screen. Then pretend like you are Little Jeeter from "God's Little Acre."
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12-11-2012, 05:06 PM
| | Expendable | | Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Shreveport, Louisiana | | | Anyone ever have one of those screen doors with the "closer" (or "shock absorber", as I've always called it) that would dampen the door's inward swing up until a certain point -usually around the halfway point - and then somehow let go and quickly slam it shut the rest of the way?
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12-11-2012, 07:48 PM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Bloodhammer Anyone ever have one of those screen doors with the "closer" (or "shock absorber", as I've always called it) that would dampen the door's inward swing up until a certain point -usually around the halfway point - and then somehow let go and quickly slam it shut the rest of the way? | There's a screw on the ass end of those things to fix that.
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12-12-2012, 10:14 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | WHICH SIDE OF THE BREAD DO I BUTTER?
In all my 28 years, never have I been posed with such a challenge!
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12-12-2012, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania WHICH SIDE OF THE BREAD DO I BUTTER?
In all my 28 years, never have I been posed with such a challenge! | Easy.
The top.
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12-12-2012, 10:27 AM
|  | I wanna be...say, what day is it today, Ted? | | Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Location, Location | | Now you've got this song stuck in my head. Cool! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4O6xoiY_Ec
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Originally Posted by hover tell him the cab could double as a pulpit. A gloriously rawkin pulpit. | |
12-12-2012, 10:28 AM
| | I wanna be...say, what day is it today, Ted? | | Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Location, Location | | Quote:
Originally Posted by HaMMerHeD Easy.
The top. | I like it better on the bottom. Then I just flip it over so it's easier to eat.
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Originally Posted by hover tell him the cab could double as a pulpit. A gloriously rawkin pulpit. | |
12-12-2012, 10:30 AM
|  | Registered User | | | | | On houses, lets the air in and keeps the bugs out.
On submarines, lets the water in and keeps the fish out.
oh wait.
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