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Old 01-24-2009, 12:10 AM
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This has got to be one of the best CL posts I've seen in a while...

http://miami.craigslist.org/brw/muc/1005077551.html

I'm not trying to put this guy on front street, but seriously...

Seriously?

You best watch yourself before he pops a cap in your buttocks.

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Haha.

He's like the bear at the picnic table.
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Old 01-24-2009, 10:13 AM
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Old 01-24-2009, 06:33 PM
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Uuuh, yeah... just looking at the pics it is clear that this is NOT a guy that you want guarding you!

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I dunno, he looks pretty badass:

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Old 01-24-2009, 08:19 PM
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I dunno, he looks pretty badass:
Yes, in that douche bag kind of way.
Hope he doesn't know where I live.
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Old 01-24-2009, 09:35 PM
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Uuuh, yeah... just looking at the pics it is clear that this is NOT a guy that you want guarding you!

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i don't want someone i like to be my human shield...er.... bodyguard
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Old 01-25-2009, 10:46 AM
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I dunno, he looks pretty badass:

I love that in the background it looks like he's watching some re-run of Rosanne or something.

+10 if anyone can identify what show that is.

+1000 if it ends up being The View.

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Anyone who poses with their 1911 as a prop, while seeking serious bodygurad work, is a d-bag of epic proportions. Last I cehcked, no serious celebrity would want to be seen with a body guard who brandishes their weapon at all times. I just skip the middle man, and act as my own tech, and I have a concealed-carry permit (keyword: CONCEALED).
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Ah hell, if I was gonna hire security they'd be a crack team with a sniper, knife guy, hot chick dual wielding desert eagles, the whole 9 yards

Quick Edit: actually they'd all be hot chicks.....
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Ah hell, if I was gonna hire security they'd be a crack team with a sniper, knife guy...
Another option for thwarting would-be attackers is to ask your guitarist to start playing a hot noodle of Stairway to Heaven.

I've heard of banks being robbed in this fashion.

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