had a good job interview!(mojo needed)

[jonathan_matos5]

but i've got another before i either get job or told to get lost. id be working in loss prevention in a retail store. it seems like it would be a pretty lazy job with little or no training and they will work with my class schedule.

ive got to go make sure i've got my resume together.

[disenchant]

Just don't do the two things I have done in job interviews that did NOT help me get the job.

#1 Scream and fling purse at the interviewer after being attacked (ATTACKED!) by a cicada.

#2 Fart. When it's just you and them in the room--and they know THEY didn't fart...well, that only leaves you as the culprit.

[jonathan_matos5]

Originally Posted by disenchant

Just don't do the two things I have done in job interviews that did NOT help me get the job.

#1 Scream and fling purse at the interviewer after being attacked (ATTACKED!) by a cicada.

#2 Fart. When it's just you and them in the room--and they know THEY didn't fart...well, that only leaves you as the culprit.

no purse here and ill pickup some beano

[Lelander]

Originally Posted by disenchant

Just don't do the two things I have done in job interviews that did NOT help me get the job.

#1 Scream and fling purse at the interviewer after being attacked (ATTACKED!) by a cicada.

#2 Fart. When it's just you and them in the room--and they know THEY didn't fart...well, that only leaves you as the culprit.

I think it's what you say or do directly following either of those situations that determines whether or not you get the job. You've just gotta hope that the interviewer likes a good fart joke as much as TalkBass does.

[peterbright]

Originally Posted by disenchant

Just don't do the two things I have done in job interviews that did NOT help me get the job.

#1 Scream and fling purse at the interviewer after being attacked (ATTACKED!) by a cicada.

#2 Fart. When it's just you and them in the room--and they know THEY didn't fart...well, that only leaves you as the culprit.

Yes, I reccomend not doing this.

[IconBasser]

Originally Posted by disenchant

When it's just you and them in the room--and they know THEY didn't fart...well, that only leaves you as the culprit.

naw.. everybody knows it was secretly this guy:

[jonathan_matos5]

i just got back from the interview, i think it went well. my application went through for a background check.

[MakiSupaStar]

Dis. LMAO