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03-07-2008, 03:37 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: May 2005 Location: Inland Empire | | | Haiku Error Messages
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The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank. |
03-07-2008, 03:41 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Clarkston, MI | | | Dude, woah.
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03-07-2008, 03:47 PM
|  | Endorsing Curmudgeon: Mal's Kitchen Cruelties ... | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Columbia River Gorge | | | A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
sweet!
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03-07-2008, 03:55 PM
|  | Drunk on power... and beer | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Co. Kerry, Ireland. | | | Beautiful!
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03-07-2008, 04:18 PM
|  | Johnny and Joe | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Chicago | | These are awesome.  My favorite after the "simple stone" one:
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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03-07-2008, 05:00 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Toronto, Canada | | Quote:
Originally Posted by syciprider The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank. | Enemy Ears are listening (Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Google)
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03-07-2008, 05:04 PM
|  | is, against all odds, still a scuba viking. | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alta Loma, California | | | this is my favorite:
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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03-07-2008, 08:49 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rochelle, Illinois | | | I just came up with this one:
Ubiquitous Windows
Why can't you be more stable?
Apples never crash
Yes, I've been having a hard time with my computer in the past few days...
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03-07-2008, 10:25 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Listowel/KW Ontario | | Quote:
Originally Posted by hbarcat I just came up with this one:
Ubiquitous Windows
Why can't you be more stable?
Apples never crash
Yes, I've been having a hard time with my computer in the past few days... | My apple crashed. Hard Drive took a nose dive on me. That being said, apples are known for their software stability, not hardware stability. Gotta get money for a new HD now.
I must also point out that some of those go over the syllable limit on some lines.
lowsound
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03-07-2008, 10:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Millcreek Township, UT | | | Your report is gone
Go ahead and click "OK"
Even though it's not
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03-08-2008, 11:48 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Toronto, Canada | | Quote:
Originally Posted by hbarcat I just came up with this one:
Ubiquitous Windows
Why can't you be more stable?
Apples never crash
Yes, I've been having a hard time with my computer in the past few days... | Objection....Speculation
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03-08-2008, 12:47 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Central Southern Massachusetts | | Windows will not boot.
what the heck is the problem
I can't stand this crap.  |
03-08-2008, 01:50 PM
|  | No need to ask, he's a smooth... Moderator | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: West Midlands UK | | Quote:
Originally Posted by hbarcat I just came up with this one:
Ubiquitous Windows
Why can't you be more stable?
Apples never crash
Yes, I've been having a hard time with my computer in the past few days... | Objection - six syllables in first line.
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03-08-2008, 02:00 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Cornwall, UK. | | | Not an error message but this is my favourite haiku:
Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they dont make sence.
Refrigerator.
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03-08-2008, 05:00 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rochelle, Illinois | | Quote:
Originally Posted by bassybill Objection - six syllables in first line. |
DAMN!!! You're right. 
I even counted it out on my fingers while saying the words out loud and still effed it up. 
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03-09-2008, 01:19 AM
| | No need to ask, he's a smooth... Moderator | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: West Midlands UK | | Quote:
Originally Posted by hbarcat DAMN!!! You're right.
I even counted it out on my fingers while saying the words out loud and still effed it up. | Mac users are smug
They often diss a PC
But count they cannot 
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Originally Posted by SBassman | |
03-09-2008, 01:30 AM
|  | <-- That guy looks like me, but old. | | Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Arlington TX | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Bass Junkie Not an error message but this is my favourite haiku:
Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they dont make sence.
Refrigerator. | My favorite used to be in my sig:
Cats taste like chicken?
Mine just taste like fur. Was I...
supposed to peel them?
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