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Old 01-17-2013, 09:22 AM
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Lightbulb HAIKU! gesundheit

and now...a haiku. enjoy.


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haiku's are stupid
I never understood them
poems that do not rhyme
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:36 AM
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try to focus..your chi is obviously clogged.
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I don't know haikus.
Now how do they even work?
Guess I'll just write this.
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I don't know haikus.
Now how do they even work?
Guess I'll just write this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku_in_English
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I think you're missing the irony...he posted a haiku about not knowing what a haiku was.
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Here, The Haiku Thread
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Do a search you n00b

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Here, The Haiku Thread
Lots of fun for just a buck
Do a search you n00b

excellent!
I can't top that!
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I think you're missing the irony...he posted a haiku about not knowing what a haiku was.
Thank you. Glad at least one person understood it.
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:54 AM
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but THIS thread contains the word "gesundheit". That's German. Haiku is Japanese. I suggest you check your math.
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Old 01-17-2013, 10:08 AM
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gesundheit you say
when someone sneezes, haiku!
there is the real irony
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Had you examined the thread title and the op that followed with an open mind, you should have realized this thread is not about haiku, it's about gesundheit. Loosely translated gesundheit means "bless you". So i decided to "bless you" all with one of my award-winning haiku. Make no mistake about it, "gesundheit" is the focal point here.."haiku" was simply an after-thought.
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Had you examined the thread title and the op that followed with an open mind, you should have realized this thread is not about haiku, it's about gesundheit. Loosely translated gesundheit means "bless you". So i decided to "bless you" all with one of my award-winning haiku. Make no mistake about it, "gesundheit" is the focal point here.."haiku" was simply an after-thought.
yea, but 'haiku' still sounds like a sneeze
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why CalboDaGo?
why would you title a thread
in such a strange way?
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Thank you. Glad at least one person understood it.
I GOT IT, TOO!! (frantically waving my hand in a desperate need for attention and validation)
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and now...a haiku. enjoy.


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Old 01-17-2013, 10:30 AM
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Tis a charming thread people, if only you'd give it a chance? How about this...If you play this thread backwards, you'll hear a live version of Free Bird.
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Bonus! (Pats you on the back, confirming your validation.)
Who's a good boy? I'm a good boy!
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