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Old 11-17-2012, 09:40 AM
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MMM! Sacrilegious!
As a catholic
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Old 11-18-2012, 01:24 PM
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Old 11-22-2012, 02:23 PM
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Haiku like having just one
Too many syllables
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Old 11-23-2012, 04:35 AM
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nothing spoils a good
Haiku like having just one
Too many syllables
It's possibly even worse when the same category of error is made with the Limerick form:

There was a young man from Japan
Whe wrote poems that didn't quite scan
When asked to say why
He would give this reply
"It's because I always like to try and cram as many words into the last line as I possibly can."
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Hungry in church
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MMM! Sacrilegious!
Lol

The last line would be better : MMM! Sacrilicious!

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Old 11-23-2012, 11:11 AM
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Lol

The last line would be better : MMM! Sacrilicious!

Look, a critic shows
How he'd rather have it done
Yet Haiku not used

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Old 11-23-2012, 11:38 AM
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Look, a critic shows
How he'd rather have it done
Yet Haiku not used

Is a syllable?
Emoticons in haiku
Complicate matters.
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Old 11-23-2012, 11:41 AM
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Is a syllable?
Emoticons in haiku
Complicate matters.
No, but I removed
the emoticon to not
confuse weakminded
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Old 11-26-2012, 03:26 AM
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No, but I removed
the emoticon to not
confuse weakminded
justifiable
intelligibility
recomposition
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Old 11-29-2012, 01:16 AM
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justifiable
intelligibility
recomposition
Quite good, or real bad?
Whatever you think of it
It's killed off the thread.
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Old 11-29-2012, 08:23 AM
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