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12-14-2012, 12:31 PM
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with haiku is that you just
get started and then
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12-15-2012, 02:41 AM
|  | <-- That guy looks like me, but old. | | Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Arlington TX | | | I saw one on facebook the other day that left me much amused. As close as I can remember, it was something like this:
There once was a man
from Nantucket who preferred
haiku to limericks.
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12-15-2012, 05:11 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: North Lincolnshire | | | Been out walking dog
Did not realise that I
Took her out 3 miles.
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12-23-2012, 03:51 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: 6.7 m (22 ft) BSL | | Old car has been sold 
New one uses less fuel 
Saves dough for new bass  |
12-31-2012, 09:08 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Anasleim, CA | | | Two thousand and twelve
Quickly coming to an end
Time keeps on ticking |
01-07-2013, 01:52 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: 6.7 m (22 ft) BSL | | | Need new calendar
Mayas did run out of ink
New one should last long |
02-03-2013, 04:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: 6.7 m (22 ft) BSL | | | Just bought a new house.
Detached, playing loud allowed.
Let's hit the bass hard. |
02-03-2013, 04:54 PM
|  | Non Serviam | | Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Schenectady NY | | | Congrats Jay2U
Now crank it to 11
And take a solo!
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02-03-2013, 09:23 PM
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Endorsing artist: Lakland basses | | Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Chicago | | | Our cat Sasha claws,
at the rat fur covered cabs,
my squirt gun aims true |
02-04-2013, 09:42 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Anasleim, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Jay2U  Just bought a new house.
Detached, playing loud allowed.
Let's hit the bass hard. | You're living the dream
not strictly American
for Euro folk too |
02-04-2013, 09:44 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Anasleim, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by bassfran Our cat Sasha claws,
at the rat fur covered cabs,
my squirt gun aims true | The nature of cats
sometimes nice, often they claw
cats can be ***holes! |
02-04-2013, 10:41 AM
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Endorsing artist: Lakland basses | | Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Chicago | | My basses are great,
why am I on this website?
I should go practice.  |
02-04-2013, 10:59 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: 6.7 m (22 ft) BSL | | Quote:
Originally Posted by bassfran My basses are great,
why am I on this website?
I should go practice. | Because your cat claws?
Maybe it does not like bass?
Try a different style? |
02-04-2013, 01:54 PM
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Endorsing artist: Lakland basses | | Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Chicago | | Fears my acoustic,
I guess he's a 'fraidy cat,
maybe my singing?  |
02-04-2013, 04:29 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: 6.7 m (22 ft) BSL | | Quote:
Originally Posted by elgecko You're living the dream
not strictly American
for Euro folk too | The house aint too big
Gonna move in seven weeks
We'll bring the roof down... |
03-01-2013, 10:21 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Anasleim, CA | | | Who's Thomas A. Swift?
He invented the tazer
Dude...don't taze me bro! |
03-10-2013, 07:23 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: 6.7 m (22 ft) BSL | | | Two weeks remaining
Until the new house is mine
Sure it will be fine |
03-12-2013, 04:08 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Clarkston, MI | | | merow merow merow merow merow
merow merow merow merow merow merow merow
merow merow merow merow merow
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03-12-2013, 09:50 AM
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Head Tinkerer, The Flufflab | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: California | | | In-laws are coming
Honey-do list grows so long
New pair of arms, please
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03-12-2013, 12:38 PM
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Huh? | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: :noitacoL | | | How is it that I
Only now just found this thread?
Yes, I may come back.
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