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12-21-2010, 10:22 PM
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12-21-2010, 10:23 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: tulsa oklahoma | | | maki is the reason for the season! sexy Asian girls for all!
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12-21-2010, 10:35 PM
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12-22-2010, 01:19 AM
|  | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Denver, CO. | | | Happy birthday Maki and don’t forget to use protection.
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12-22-2010, 02:46 AM
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12-22-2010, 02:58 AM
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12-22-2010, 05:27 AM
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12-22-2010, 05:45 AM
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12-22-2010, 06:15 AM
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12-22-2010, 06:35 AM
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12-22-2010, 06:38 AM
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12-22-2010, 06:40 AM
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12-22-2010, 07:14 AM
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12-22-2010, 07:19 AM
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12-22-2010, 07:42 AM
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12-22-2010, 08:05 AM
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12-22-2010, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Topspin Happy birthday from the noob that Username hates. |  ...jerk
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12-22-2010, 09:18 AM
|  | The older I get, the better I was. | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pasadena, CA | | Happy gawdamn birthday!!! Since you're now 40, it is your duty to stand on your front porch and yell at kids to get offa your lawn. Enjoy! Quote:
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12-22-2010, 09:28 AM
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12-22-2010, 09:41 AM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by EricF Happy gawdamn birthday!!! Since you're now 40, it is your duty to stand on your front porch and yell at kids to get offa your lawn. Enjoy! | very true!
here, I'll give you a quick "how-to"
First, don your old man uniform - dress pants pulled up to your nipples, a white tank-top shirt and plaid slippers
Sit in your house in a comfy chair, in front of a window with a view of your (perfectly manicured, per old man standards) front lawn. Have beer handy as this may take while. (s**t, you're old now, you don't have anything better to do, trust me)
Fart a lot, it helps set the mood.
Wait for kids to come near your lawn. Here is the tricky part and this requires a lot of patience... You have to wait until they actually step on your lawn before you react - if you go on the offensive too soon, they'll just walk away and that really becomes a downer. It's sorta like fishing - you need to wait until the fish actually bites the hook before you react.
So, just sit and wait. One may step on your lawn then step off, etc. Keep waiting. Another may like sorta sprint across the corner then back off..no good, WAIT FOR IT. When you see more than one Username N/A-looking freaks walk onto your lawn, THAT's when you spring into action!!! Jump up out of the chair, burst through the door and yell in your best demented old man voice. Now, for that to be effective, you'll need to pay close attention to local dialects and whatnot. I think the Jersey format works best:
repeat after me : "yo, yous gottdam kids, get offa my gottdam lawn!!"
You need to raise and shake your right fist when yelling. It also helps to learn forward a bit like you're taking aim at them with your face when yelling. Just keep practicing, once you get it right, you'll know.
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