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Old 05-05-2009, 07:02 AM
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There are many stories related to the sinking of the "Titanic." and some have only started coming to light after the release of the movie about 10 years ago. For example, most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England.

The "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City. The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate at the loss. They were so upset at missing their first opportunity to try it that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today.

It is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.








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You made that story just so that you can joke about it?

But yea,it was funny but may offend Mexicans.
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As a non practicing mexican, I was not offended...
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Old 05-05-2009, 09:11 AM
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Old 05-05-2009, 09:15 AM
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Bad joke but not offensive. Cinco De Mayo is a bigger deal in the US than Mexico. Their big celebration is actually September 16th - Mexican Independence Day.
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You made that story just so that you can joke about it?

But yea,it was funny but may offend Mexicans.
"Offend Mexicans"??? Thats not something I'm ever gonna worry about... Respect has always been a 2-way street as long as I've been around...
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Offend us the Mexicans, not at all, there is some of us who can take some humor btw 5 de Mayo is not such a big deal in Mexico, we do acknowledge the date but we don't really celebrate it, just an excuse in the US of A to get drunk, not that there is something wrong with that.
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So.... its all about defeating the french???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinco_de_mayo
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Offend us the Mexicans, not at all, there is some of us who can take some humor btw 5 de Mayo is not such a big deal in Mexico, we do acknowledge the date but we don't really celebrate it, just an excuse in the US of A to get drunk, not that there is something wrong with that.
I imagine tequila exports must peak right around this time of year! (at least I plan on picking up a bottle on the way home.)
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I imagine tequila exports must peak right around this time of year! (at least I plan on picking up a bottle on the way home.)
They must, I will have to open the bottle of patron that has been sitting on a table since last year.
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So.... its all about defeating the french???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinco_de_mayo
Yes, Hellman's Mayo beat out French's Mustard in a 4th round KO.
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