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03-04-2009, 07:44 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Metro Detroit, Michigan | | | Have you ever said something and wished you could take it back?
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I just had one of those moments.
(9:39:26 PM) Keith: So how are you?
(9:39:39 PM) Girl: I'm sick. I've been throwing up all day. 
(9:40:00 PM) Keith: Well at least you'll lose some weight.
Me: "Oh ****!"
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03-04-2009, 07:46 PM
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EXAR pedals rep for North & Central America | | Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: PDX, OR | | | I can't even count the times. Probably once a week since I was born.
Most recent one was when I called Tom Bowlus a Pollyanna. |
03-04-2009, 07:46 PM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | Quote:
Originally Posted by KeithBMI  (9:39:26 PM) Keith: So how are you?
(9:39:39 PM) Girl: I'm sick. I've been throwing up all day.
(9:40:00 PM) Keith: Well at least you'll lose some weight. | Quoted for fail purposes.  |
03-04-2009, 07:51 PM
|  | Me? Solecistic? That's unpossible! | | Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada eh? | | Quote:
Originally Posted by KeithBMI I just had one of those moments.
(9:39:26 PM) Keith: So how are you?
(9:39:39 PM) Girl: I'm sick. I've been throwing up all day.
(9:40:00 PM) Keith: Well at least you'll lose some weight.
Me: "Oh ****!"
Your turn. | that's like so WIN in a FAILish kinda way .. bravo!
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03-04-2009, 07:54 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Rhode Island | | | so whens the baby due?
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03-04-2009, 08:00 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: WI | | | I Said Something That Was n Not Cool.
Yeah, this chic bailed on a weekend getaway with me.
She said yes, and committed to the weekend. I had known this chic for several years. We were suposed to leave Friday and she calls. She sends me an e-mail on Thursday and says she still had feeling for he old boy friend.
I got pissed. This chic really comes from the wrong side of the tracks, not much education, has had crappy jobs all her life and I was trying to show her something different. That was a big mistake.
Anyway, I was so pissed I wrote her back and told her never to call me and to do what you do best, lift boxes. She was working a crap warehouse job at the time.
It was wrong and am sorry I took the low road. |
03-04-2009, 08:13 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: 97465 | | | Daily - I'm married.
Been thinking about getting "I'M SORRY" tattooed on my forehead :/
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03-04-2009, 08:17 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: West Side SA | | i told a chick after she asked me why she was sore after doing pushups and situps in the morning.. i told her, "because you're out of shape" she took this as "you're fat"
i explained to her over and over again, when i say someone is out of shape, or even when i say i'm out of shape, it's the state/level of conditioning!!! this is just the way we say it at the gym..
for instance, i fight at 201, i'm not at all cut at 201 and it would be very difficult for me to drop to 178.. even though i'm "fat", for a fight, i'm "in shape" (even if round is a shape ) because my level of conditioning is very high.
she still didn't buy it. even to this day, she won't.
she's not fat at all, she's actually quite phat... cute lil' chick has a nice rear
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03-04-2009, 08:27 PM
| | | I forgot to pull out. 
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03-04-2009, 08:30 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Campbell, KaliFornia | | | Most every day I say something wrong. But then, I am married. It goes with the territory.
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03-04-2009, 08:33 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Boston | | | Too many a time. |
03-04-2009, 08:40 PM
|  | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | Two times in particular, each with the same ex g/f.
Once, I said something vicious about her mom (it was pretty true, but you NEVER say that!!!), the other was when I didn't say ANYTHING at all and sat there like a stubborn cocky a-hole. Both of those issues contributed to our demise and I regret it to this day. 
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03-04-2009, 08:42 PM
| | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | | Sometimes not saying a thing get's you into more trouble that saying something. I'm a victim of that one a few times over. |
03-04-2009, 08:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Rhode Island | | Quote:
Originally Posted by joeinsprings Sometimes not saying a thing get's you into more trouble that saying something. I'm a victim of that one a few times over. | yea same here, cuz i suck at arguments and cant ever think of **** to say.
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03-04-2009, 08:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: PR | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric618 Once, I said something vicious about her mom (it was pretty true, but you NEVER say that!!!) | So True
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03-04-2009, 08:53 PM
| | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | Quote:
Originally Posted by elpezpr So True | It was one of those moments where as soon as it left my mouth I was like oh NO!!!!
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03-04-2009, 08:57 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: WI | | | Regrets
You saw my story, I sort of regret it too.
It was probably the best peice of "A" I had in my whole life. Oh well, win some, lose some.
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Originally Posted by Eric618 Two times in particular, each with the same ex g/f.
Once, I said something vicious about her mom (it was pretty true, but you NEVER say that!!!), the other was when I didn't say ANYTHING at all and sat there like a stubborn cocky a-hole. Both of those issues contributed to our demise and I regret it to this day. | |
03-04-2009, 09:00 PM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | "No, let's do the vasectomy after Disneyland." 
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03-04-2009, 09:22 PM
|  | Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Moderator | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Heber Springs, Arkansas | | | Nope. That's what the Edit and Delete buttons are there for.
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03-04-2009, 09:23 PM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | there was this one "I Do" that I really wish I could have taken back....but that's been fixed for a while now.
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