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01-11-2013, 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Kwesi  It's been a while since I heard a good generalization about dudes, lol. It's not really a big deal, I might make a funny face then move on with my life  . | idk, I've heard how big your "shoes" are.  |
01-11-2013, 08:18 AM
|  | Just one more question | | Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: San Franciscco, CA | | | With guys it's simple. One grunt means yes, two grunts means no, three grunts means Yes dear I hear every word you say.
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Don't let slobake fool ya. He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
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01-11-2013, 09:13 AM
| | | | Typo or not, liked it ,myself was intended but i like the other meaning better. Hope it catches on, i have a dream. |
01-11-2013, 09:15 AM
| | | | Oh and when asked "what are you thinking" i usually say,"what do you think im thinking"? Puts the ball in their court. |
01-11-2013, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by 4dog Oh and when asked "what are you thinking" i usually say,"what do you think im thinking"? Puts the ball in their court. | Sometimes I tell her the truth. I'm thinking "Whats the flatted third of a C chord? How will it sound if I play the fifth against a minor chord? What about augmented chords and seventh chords? ..."
Sometime during this her eyes glaze over and she says "Oh."
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Originally Posted by Tituscrow
Don't let slobake fool ya. He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
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01-11-2013, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by slobake Sometimes I tell her the truth. I'm thinking "Whats the flatted third of a C chord? How will it sound if I play the fifth against a minor chord? What about augmented chords and seventh chords? ..."
Sometime during this her eyes glaze over and she says "Oh." | Slobake used confuse. It's super-effective.
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Originally Posted by capnsandwich I like to pretend I'm a beautiful princess with a pretty ballerina outfit dancing through my pink castle. | |
01-11-2013, 10:27 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Brooklyn Park, MN. | | I had this happen to me the other night.
We were watching TV and I was spacing out thinking about this really hot woman that came into my shop that day.
There was no way I was going to tell her that. I wasn't going to do the "Nothing" thing because that always leads to trouble so I went into full BS mode.
Her: you are really quiet tonight, what's on your mind?
Me: Well I have a lot on my mind.
Her: Tell me, maybe I can help
Me: Okay, Well, you know I have been running Mobil 1 oil in the truck and my bikes for a while. You know Tony Stewart uses it in his 2011 Nascar championship winning #14 Office Depot Chevrolet so I know it is good stuff. But the way that Brad Keselowski's #2 Miller Lite Dodge ran last year was great and he uses Pennzoil. Do you think I should change to Pennzoil? My truck is a Dodge.
Her: Shhh, the show is starting.... 
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01-11-2013, 11:14 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Lakewood Colorado | | Nice!  Occasionally I say that Im working out some things that need to get fixed around the house in my head which gives the illusion that I will soon make progress on something. 
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01-11-2013, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by hdracer I had this happen to me the other night.
We were watching TV and I was spacing out thinking about this really hot woman that came into my shop that day.
There was no way I was going to tell her that. I wasn't going to do the "Nothing" thing because that always leads to trouble so I went into full BS mode.
Her: you are really quiet tonight, what's on your mind?
Me: Well I have a lot on my mind.
Her: Tell me, maybe I can help
Me: Okay, Well, you know I have been running Mobil 1 oil in the truck and my bikes for a while. You know Tony Stewart uses it in his 2011 Nascar championship winning #14 Office Depot Chevrolet so I know it is good stuff. But the way that Brad Keselowski's #2 Miller Lite Dodge ran last year was great and he uses Pennzoil. Do you think I should change to Pennzoil? My truck is a Dodge.
Her: Shhh, the show is starting.... | Had you simply responded "Take off your pants" it would have been win-win. You could have even continued to think about the attractive woman who came into your shop, if you were so inclined.
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01-11-2013, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Phalex My wife always asks me what I'm thinking about. Frequently the answer is nothing. For some reason she doesn't believe that this is even remotely possible, and keeps pressing me to tell her like I'm keeping a big fat secret.
Women don't seem to realize that a man can sit quietly with a dopey look on his face and actually have his brain in neutral.
I hypothesize that this must mean that a woman is constantly thinking about something, and absolutely never thinking about nothing.
Hmmmmmmmmm........ I may just have to start my own thread with a poll........ | That would be interesting. I truly can vegetate when I want to. In fact, it's relaxing every now and then to focus on nothing at all. I can see how women can't wrap their heads around that concept.
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01-11-2013, 12:13 PM
| | Just one more question | | Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: San Franciscco, CA | | | For years my wife didn't get naps either. Now she likes it when I take a nap on Sunday afternoon. Hmm ... What's she up to?
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Originally Posted by Tituscrow
Don't let slobake fool ya. He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
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01-11-2013, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania Had you simply responded "Take off your pants" it would have been win-win. You could have even continued to think about the attractive woman who came into your shop, if you were so inclined. | She didn't have any on at the time......
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01-11-2013, 12:36 PM
| | Temp Banned (TOS Violation) | | Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: New Jersey | | Now that's sexist. Folks looking for an example of sexism here you go!
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Originally Posted by Lazylion This morning, my baby said to me:
"The way men think is annoying."
I said:
"I'm just glad to be accused of thinking!" | |
01-11-2013, 12:37 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | Then you shouldnt have been watching TV 
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01-11-2013, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by chuck norriss When I hear a woman say men are pigs men are dogs etc it's done done on to the next one done I'm done & I'm on to the next one. F that noise | There are other gals out there. Love, a lifetime commitment, happy to see me when I get home, mutual respect.
I have one figure that comes to mind when these subject come up.
Dog.
My wife, well ex-wife, could never understand that. |
01-11-2013, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania Then you shouldnt have been watching TV | I know but we HAD to watch her show first.
I was was thinking, I wonder if that hot chick that came in today would make me watch this crap before getting some action..
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01-11-2013, 12:51 PM
| | Temp Banned (TOS Violation) | | Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: New Jersey | | But where's the Soap Opera Drama in that?
Men may seem simple but a Hammond Organ is simply, in theory. A bunch of flutes. Fourier wave analysis, which is what it is when described by a mathematical model is maybe less simple.
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Originally Posted by slobake With guys it's simple. One grunt means yes, two grunts means no, three grunts means Yes dear I hear every word you say. | |
01-11-2013, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by hdracer I know but we HAD to watch her show first.
I was was thinking, I wonder if that hot chick that came in today would make me watch this crap before getting some action.. | Well, it varies depending on the person, but the answer is likely yes if its a show she's interested in.
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