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Old 01-30-2013, 12:10 PM
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He needs to divert blood flow to another bodily region.
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When I was in college he came to discuss porn laws. He seems like a cool guy but he never seemed "healthy" to me.
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Well, he's already outlived a lot of his colleagues in that profession...
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Well, he's already outlived a lot of his colleagues in that profession...
Indeed. I am surprised he's still around tbqh. I wonder what he dreams about?
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Indeed. I am surprised he's still around tbqh. I wonder what he dreams about?
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Old 01-30-2013, 01:16 PM
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Ron Jeremy is in the hospital in critical condition!

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He gets better and the nurse walks in to check on him and.....wait, that was just the plot to a pron or two he was in.
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I wonder what he dreams about?
There's a documentary about him, and it gives the impression that he only thinks, day and night, about staying busy with work. I don't mean that in any sly nudge-wink sense of "work" like he only thinks about sex, but rather every moment is occupied with business deals and travelling to the next gig. Work, work, work, and lots of stress about it.
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There's a documentary about him, and it gives the impression that he only thinks, day and night, about staying busy with work. I don't mean that in any sly nudge-wink sense of "work" like he only thinks about sex, but rather every moment is occupied with business deals and travelling to the next gig. Work, work, work, and lots of stress about it.
So that leads me to believe I'm correct in thinking he has no dreams; as in to get rest isn't really a dream..
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He gets better and the nurse walks in to check on him and.....wait, that was just the plot to a pron or two he was in.
It has to be an odd experience being Ron....
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:13 PM
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He gets better and the nurse walks in to check on him and.....wait, that was just the plot to a pron or two he was in.
I had the same thought!
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I wonder what he dreams about?
What it'd be like to have a small penis.
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What it'd be like to have a small penis.
Er....it IS small, isn't it?
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Old 01-30-2013, 05:31 PM
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Er....it IS small, isn't it?
Not in mm's it's not!
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Old 01-30-2013, 06:18 PM
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He gets better and the nurse walks in to check on him and.....wait, that was just the plot to a pron or two he was in.
Correction: 2 dozen
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Fair enough. At least he can change the channel without getting out of bed and without using the remote.
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