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12-14-2011, 10:16 PM
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I need some help with the ladies! Whenever I talk to "that girl" I get really nervous and twitchy, is there any way I can use my bass playing to my advantage?? |
12-14-2011, 10:21 PM
|  | I'm gonna love and tolerate the **** out of you! | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Memphis/Knoxville TN | | Yeah, start playing guitar or pick up singing  |
12-14-2011, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by jmattbassplaya  Yeah, start playing guitar or pick up singing | By which he means, no, you cannot use you bass skills to impress women . The nervous twitchiness will go away if you can mange to spend more time with her. At least that's how it works for me. The more you get to know her the more relaxed you'll be. Alternatively, try masturbating furiously before you meet her.
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12-14-2011, 10:45 PM
| | I'm gonna love and tolerate the **** out of you! | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Memphis/Knoxville TN | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Kwesi By which he means, no, you cannot use you bass skills to impress women . The nervous twitchiness will go away if you can mange to spend more time with her. At least that's how it works for me. The more you get to know her the more relaxed you'll be. Alternatively, try masturbating furiously before you meet her. | +1
Just be sure you don't do a solo performance with the aid of Icy Hot. You think you're twitching a lot now? Just wait until you get some of that stuff on your man bits  |
12-14-2011, 11:01 PM
| | | | I guess it must officially be Xmas break...
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12-14-2011, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted by rr5025 I guess it must officially be Xmas break... | or perhaps it's summer again and we just didn't notice... 
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12-14-2011, 11:11 PM
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12-14-2011, 11:12 PM
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12-15-2011, 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by iej777 , is there any way I can use my bass playing to my advantage?? | Yeah, just tell her you play bass, she'll immediately lose all interest, your shot will be blown and you can relax and not stress. |
12-15-2011, 12:31 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Redding CA | | | OK, these other guys forgot to mention that you do still have a chance. if she does not know the difference between a bass and a lead guitar, you might be able to pull it off... for a little while...
There is also a question of what kind of bass. If it is a squire, start thinking about chemical castration. You will not be needing those things anyway. If it is a cooler shape, you may pull it off....for a little while...
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12-15-2011, 12:53 AM
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12-15-2011, 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by A-Step-Towards Pull it out | put it back in... repeat 
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12-15-2011, 01:10 AM
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Originally Posted by A-Step-Towards Whip it out | fix'd.
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Originally Posted by geeza I thought your name was one of those "it's spelled 'Kwesi', but it's pronounced 'Craig'." kind of names. | Me: Youtube, Flickr |
12-15-2011, 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by A-Step-Towards Pull Windmill it out at her.
| Fixed x2. |
12-15-2011, 01:23 AM
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12-15-2011, 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by jonathan_matos5 step 1: cut a hole in a box. . . |  |
12-15-2011, 02:05 AM
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Originally Posted by jonathan_matos5 step 1: cut a hole in a box. . . | Quote:
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Originally Posted by geeza I thought your name was one of those "it's spelled 'Kwesi', but it's pronounced 'Craig'." kind of names. | Me: Youtube, Flickr |
12-15-2011, 02:28 AM
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I'm sorry that was insensitive.
Practice on fat chicks first. |
12-15-2011, 03:01 AM
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12-15-2011, 03:13 AM
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