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Old 10-20-2009, 08:49 PM
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my brother has been getting me cheap cologne for the past couple of Christmas's and he thinks it's hilarious. These include the Tim McGraw fragrance as well as Mustang(as in the car)

so far all i came up with is some beer by kid rock called american badass. but then i thought that maybe that's actually usuable and im not sure i want to go that route

any suggestions? try to keep it under $20
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get him a beer, make sure it's one you can get the cap back on, empty it out, fill it with vinegar, and there you go.
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get him a beer, make sure it's one you can get the cap back on, empty it out, fill it with vinegar, and there you go.
I like the way you think... At my friend's bachelor party many years ago, I filled a shot glass with olive oil and told him it was tequila. Hilarity ensued.
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my brother has been getting me cheap cologne for the past couple of Christmas's and he thinks it's hilarious. These include the Tim McGraw fragrance as well as Mustang(as in the car)

so far all i came up with is some beer by kid rock called american badass. but then i thought that maybe that's actually usuable and im not sure i want to go that route

any suggestions? try to keep it under $20
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Old 10-20-2009, 09:53 PM
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good ideas. keep em comin. im thinking of something that i can get in different forms from year to year like he does with the colognes.

any more ideas?

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Me and my ex girlfriend got this for my old roommate years ago. We thought it was hysterical. He actually used it in a drunken mess one night. This guy made maki look.... well.... proud!!!


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i like where this is going domestic beer followed by bum wine of the less than $5 variety
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Our roommates kid just had his 4th birthday. Lately he's been talking about poop, a lot. When we asked him what he wanted for his birthday a month ago he said poop. So we got him some fake dog doo, opened it up and put it alone in a little gift box for him. He had the best reaction.
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Depends? wouldn't change much yearly though... i guess you could get him the extra protection every once in a while...


or just embarrasing bathroom things in general. One year, you could get him an enima bag, then some diapers, then prep-H - the largest tub you could find...butt beads? lol
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i like where this is going domestic beer followed by bum wine of the less than $5 variety
Beer then wine, I'm fine.

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You can get him varieties of anal beads, butt plugs, and various other sex toys on the cheap.
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