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12-12-2011, 11:38 PM
|  | Now 10% Less Offensive! | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Anchorage, Alaska | | | HELP! My wife made me watch Twilight: Breaking Dawn...
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...and now I've gotta wash all the estrogen out of my eyes! 
What a painful afternoon THAT was! The first 1/2 of the movie is a bunch of sappy wedding stuff followed by more sappy honeymoon stuff all bathed in a syrup of Disney-style tunes. I think my sperm count dropped every minute I was in there. I was afraid I was going to grow breasts! 
Don't let me suffer alone. If you have ever fallen on the pink grenade for your lady I want to hear about it.
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Originally Posted by Gopherbassist  I'd laugh, but you can get really sick from that. | |
12-12-2011, 11:42 PM
| | | | No, but one of my friends told me (and 5 other people the same gender) we were going to see New Moon, resulting me in laughing. Hard.
...Turns out he wasn't joking. Apparently there weren't any other films out (Sherlock Holmes perhaps?)
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12-12-2011, 11:49 PM
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12-12-2011, 11:51 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Wabash River Valley | | | Made you? Did she threaten you with repercussion? |
12-12-2011, 11:57 PM
|  | THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER! | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA; Mitchellville, Maryland | | No one MAKES you watch Twilight. Don't you try to lie to us! There is no reclaiming that which you have already lost! 
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12-12-2011, 11:58 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | Was she naked? Or in loungerie? When she asked? Or were there strong hallucinogens involved? |
12-13-2011, 12:01 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Close enough to San Fran | | | Reminds me of when I was going to have a first date with this super cute blonde chick that tricked me into going to Marie Antoinnette at the last minute with her, when the original plan was a horror flick. Don't really have much complaints about the movie, seeing as to we weren't really watching it.
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12-13-2011, 12:03 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Redding CA | | | come on..don't admit things like that... if you feel you must admit watching, at least claim spousal nudity, promises of wild sex, and that you slept through the movie
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12-13-2011, 12:04 AM
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12-13-2011, 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Lee H come on..don't admit things like that... if you feel you must admit watching, at least claim spousal nudity, promises of wild sex, and that you slept through the movie | YES! These things...what he said! 
OK, I admit that I kinda went willingly...but she told me the movie was about vampires and werewolves. Sounded cool at the time...believe me, it's not.
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12-13-2011, 01:23 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New Hampshire | | | Is it bad that I've read all the books and seen every movie except the last one? (will rent).
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12-13-2011, 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by fourstringdrums Is it bad that I've read all the books and seen every movie except the last one? (will rent). | Nah, that's not bad...
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12-13-2011, 02:02 AM
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Originally Posted by fourstringdrums Is it bad that I've read all the books and seen every movie except the last one? (will rent). | If this isn't in the Man Laws thread it ought to be.
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12-13-2011, 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted by fourstringdrums Is it bad that I've read all the books and seen every movie except the last one? (will rent). | Yes! Even if you are a teenage girl! That whole series (movies & books) is trash. If you want to watch sexy vampires actually having sex, watch True Blood. If you want to read about vampires doing vampire stuff, read Ann Rice. The only time I will watch the Twilight series is with the Rifftrax. Man I miss MST3K.
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12-13-2011, 04:51 AM
|  | Gettin' medieval on yo' bass... | | Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: new hampshire | | | My teenaged daughters went to see it, and THEY thought is was lame. I love my kids.
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12-13-2011, 05:05 AM
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were you really in a movie theater with a bunch of teenage girls?!!
CREEPY.... 
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12-13-2011, 05:23 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Eh? | | | So that's the movie where there's war music playing over wedding scenes?
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12-13-2011, 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Was she naked? Or in loungerie? When she asked? Or were there strong hallucinogens involved? | What the hell is "loungerie"? Is that what you wear when you're just lounging around the house???
Steph coerced me to go see it yesterday. (In my defense, we agreed to stop at the "toy" store on the way home, and we broke in said "toy" last night).
It was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Ever. Luckily it was a daytime showing and only cost me 10 bucks for both tickets!
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12-13-2011, 06:17 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Central Alberta | | | My girlfriend watched a bootleg version on the internet because she knew I really didn't want to see it. I love her. I love her so very very much. |
12-13-2011, 06:28 AM
|  | Basement Clef | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Below Ground, Detroit area | | | I watched Aliens last night. Just to hear Bill Paxton say: "...why don't you put her in charge?!"
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