Just saw this posted on my local CL music section and I thought I'd share. This is pretty spot on for our local CL.
CL Dictionary
Rare----------------------Very common
Vintage-------------------Old, Beat to ****
Never Gigged-------------Owned by a poser
Won't last long------------Can't give the thing away
Great Deal----------------Overpriced
Custom-------------------Boogered up, modified
$1------------------------The real price will be in the ad
Almost new----------------Used
Used---------------------see vintage
Kept in my studio-----------Kept in my bedroom/ Garage
Hate to get rid of it----------Love to get rid of it
