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07-11-2008, 10:38 PM
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Who all has had bouts with these bastards?
Looks like I may have to have surgery and wanted to see who else has gone through this...
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07-11-2008, 10:41 PM
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Seems brutal though.
Dare I say...A pain in the ass?  |
07-11-2008, 10:44 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | You need a Japanese toilet. 
Here are the controls for this baby.  |
07-11-2008, 10:45 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Jacksonville, Florida | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Wilson  I never have.
Seems brutal though.
Dare I say...A pain in the ass? | Haha. A good bit. Especially in the midst of a ping pong tournament.
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07-11-2008, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar | What is this, the controller for the ejector seat? 
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07-11-2008, 10:57 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Atoz What is this, the controller for the ejector seat? | The middle console controls the temperature of the water and the seat. The bottom buttons control the angle of the waterstream depending on your gender, while the top buttons stop and start the stream. |
07-11-2008, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Atoz What is this, the controller for the ejector seat? | Apparently.
That would be one epic ****. |
07-11-2008, 11:01 PM
|  | Registered User | | | | I used to work as an administrative assistant for a kitchen/bath showroom and these things kick ***. It's basically a bidet+a toilet. If anyone wants to buy a toilet...Toto is the way to go. Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar You need a Japanese toilet.
Here are the controls for this baby. | |
07-12-2008, 10:35 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: MN | | | You imagine a heated seat?And think I spend enough time in the can as it is.wow-get a good novel,heat the seat up and call it a day.
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07-12-2008, 10:39 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Prince Edward Island | | | Hey, unless you have been in the situation where you couldn't pay your heat bill in the winter and had to take a hairdryer to the toilet seat so that you wouldn't stick to it, you wouldn't understand how great that toilet can be.
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07-12-2008, 10:44 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Bowling Green, Ohio | | | Ah man, i had a really slight case 3 years back, didnt know what they were and ignored it, horrible horrible pain. Stopped, and then came back a year later, i was too embarassed to seek medical attention so i read up online about em and, basically put ice down there and then bathed in warm water.
even though i had a slight case, it hurt...alot, and i mean alot, its like someone is sticking needles up your ... |
07-12-2008, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Todd Stanley Hey, unless you have been in the situation where you couldn't pay your heat bill in the winter and had to take a hairdryer to the toilet seat so that you wouldn't stick to it, you wouldn't understand how great that toilet can be. | My folks tell me they often had to brush the snow of the outhouse seat. good old days, my 'rhoids. 
More on topic, welcome to the old guy club. 'rhoids literally suck a__, but ignoring them is not adviseable. Go to a doctor(to paraprhase maki)- he's seen worse...
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07-12-2008, 10:53 AM
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07-12-2008, 11:00 AM
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07-12-2008, 11:16 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | arse grapes ftl  i hope i never get them. |
07-12-2008, 12:40 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: MN | | | I get em,they come and go-sucks too.I finally went to the doc--I was so embarrassed I made up a ficticious ailment to the receptionist and only came clean to the doc in the exam room.It was humiliating to say the least-dropping trou so he can look up your keyster.Plus a small town so equally emberrassing to pick up the prescription.But the ass-a-tol or whatever it is works wonders.
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07-12-2008, 01:57 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada | | | I have em, but it is not too bad. I simply **** some blood now and then
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07-12-2008, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by troy2003 You imagine a heated seat?And think I spend enough time in the can as it is.wow-get a good novel,heat the seat up and call it a day. | yes sir. It's a blumpkin and a keggerator shy of heavenly bliss |
07-12-2008, 02:52 PM
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Don't hate me. 
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07-12-2008, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by bassteban My folks tell me they often had to brush the snow of the outhouse seat. good old days, my 'rhoids.
More on topic, welcome to the old guy club. 'rhoids literally suck a__, but ignoring them is not adviseable. Go to a doctor(to paraprhase maki)- he's seen worse... | I get to join the old guy club at age 20? Crap.... 
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