On Hold Music - Kill Me NOW!!!!

[MakiSupaStar]

So I must confess that the West Justice Center Traffic Court has the absolute worst on hold music. I'm going to kill someone. Here's a recording of it for your listening pleasure. Misery loves company.

On Hold Music

[Jared Lash]

Why I would download that and then voluntarily listen to it I have no idea. I guess it means I'm bored. And an idiot.

Oh, and not terrible per se, but a couple weeks ago I heard a recognizable muzak rendered song while waiting for my brother to have some X-rays done at the medical center. It suddenly dawned on me that the song was Superfreak. What the hell?

[peterbright]

Whatever is the cheapest

[Fontaine]

it actually pains me to say this maki, but im disappointed

however get it on a free website! (or one i dont have to d/l off)

[MakiSupaStar]

Originally Posted by Fontaine

it actually pains me to say this maki, but im disappointed

however get it on a free website! (or one i dont have to d/l off)

What the hell are you trying to say?

[disenchant]

Know what's worse than hearing an on hold message?

Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line and a representative will assist you shortly.

Having to write one. And knowing you are subjecting poor callers to some bull**** you wrote.

Oh well. It's an art.

[MakiSupaStar]

Originally Posted by disenchant

Know what's worse than hearing an on hold message?

Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line and a representative will assist you shortly.

Having to write one. And knowing you are subjecting poor callers to some bull**** you wrote.

Oh well. It's an art.

Seriously. How about? "Hey sucker you still got that thing stuck to your ear. Here are some subjects to think about in the meantime. Lunch. Dinner. Your old girlfriend/boyfriends. That childhood memory that scarred you for the rest of your life. Or you can just sit there while we laugh at you. Please stay on the line."

[peterbright]

We really hope you hang up and don't call us back. That's what they are trying to say.

[MakiSupaStar]

Or how about "just give up already. We're only gonna say no anyway."

[mjolnir]

One time an on hold message told me it had strawberry jam up its ass.

Then the guy on the other line realized I wasn't on hold and hung up on me.

[Fontaine]

Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar

What the hell are you trying to say?

i dont even know at this point