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06-15-2009, 02:58 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Frederick, MD | |  Holy Flaming Porta-Crappers, Batman!!
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Well, someone dun gone and done it. I'm not too sure if everyone on this board is much aware of the rather flammable properties of human waste mixed with that freaky blue stuff when left in 130+ degree heat, but someone managed to light one on fire here on my FOB.
My military sense is tingling, mass punishments are coming our way. Somehow, I knew this day would be bad when I was laying in bed sleepless today. I got maybe a coupla hours.
Anybody else ever have that feeling before? And if nothing else, could someone post some funny stories possibly related to this kind of event? I really feel crappy right now.
Peace,
Greg
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06-15-2009, 03:01 PM
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06-15-2009, 03:02 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Birmingham AL | | | freaky blue stuff? |
06-15-2009, 03:05 PM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | | Someone was smoking on the crapper and disposed of there butt in the wrong hole. |
06-15-2009, 03:05 PM
| | | | Your spidey-sense was tingling, and ALL that happened is that your crapper blew up? Isn't that a GOOD day at a FOB?
Good luck. Hope you were upwind! |
06-15-2009, 03:53 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Frederick, MD | | | Well, here's pics of the aftermath, guys.
Really, two of the crappers are damaged, but it's obvious to me from pictures that fire started in the one on the right. Our 1SG is PISSED right now. I can't wait to see what kind of guard duty we are pulling tomorrow.
BTW, appreciate the laughs so far. Hope this adds fuel to the fire.
Peace,
Greg
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Originally Posted by Unrepresented It all comes across as the most soul depleting existence I can think of short of harvesting internal organs from baby kittens. | Bass Player for Cassandra Syndrome |
06-15-2009, 03:54 PM
| | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | | Must have been some powerful chili for dinner that night. |
06-15-2009, 04:09 PM
|  | Funkify your Life | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Bucket, RI. | | | Meh, happens to me on a regular basis.
Just keep a fire extinguisher in the crapper with you. |
06-15-2009, 04:19 PM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | Quote:
Originally Posted by kanonfodr Our 1SG is PISSED right now. | Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! 
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06-15-2009, 04:26 PM
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06-15-2009, 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by warwick.hoy I was hoping for something a little more dramatic. | Sorry I couldn't get a picture of my 1SG stomping a verbal mudhole into my E7. I was too busy smoking, lol.
Peace,
Greg
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Originally Posted by Unrepresented It all comes across as the most soul depleting existence I can think of short of harvesting internal organs from baby kittens. | Bass Player for Cassandra Syndrome |
06-15-2009, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by kanonfodr Sorry I couldn't get a picture of my 1SG stomping a verbal mudhole into my E7.
Peace,
Greg | I would have loved to have seen that. |
06-15-2009, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by warwick.hoy I would have loved to have seen that. | It was epic. But it was NOT a Kodak moment.
Peace,
Greg
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Originally Posted by Unrepresented It all comes across as the most soul depleting existence I can think of short of harvesting internal organs from baby kittens. | Bass Player for Cassandra Syndrome |
06-15-2009, 04:58 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Edinburgh & Dundee, Scotland | | | I saw that happen when I was at the leeds music festival in 2002. Except they were burnt to the ground.
That and people were running through the buring **** and molten plastic. That must have seemed like a great idea to get 3rd degree burns.
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06-15-2009, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by joeinsprings Someone was smoking on the crapper and disposed of there butt in the wrong hole. | ....Disposed of their butt in the wrong hole.
Classic.
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06-15-2009, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by i_got_a_mohawk I saw that happen when I was at the leeds music festival in 2002. Except they were burnt to the ground.
That and people were running through the buring **** and molten plastic. That must have seemed like a great idea to get 3rd degree burns. | Sigged, as you can see.
Peace,
Greg
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