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04-20-2011, 05:22 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: Reynoldsburg Ohio | | | Horror Story--Bloody Sack
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Let me say this delicately as I can:
Last night, outside, needed to take a leak, what the heck--in the yard is OK <shrug>.
Unzip, reach in, hand wet---WHAT THE F!
Go in the garage, hand covered in blood---WHAT THE F!
Brief panic, whip down trousers, sack covered in blood, unders bloody, inner thighs bloody = panic...examine c^^^, no cut (whew) How long this been going on?---WHAT THE F!
Run to bathroom, towel wipes off blood but it continues welling in alarming volume
Finally wipe off enough to see (discard idea of shaving), fleeting thoughts of hospital...
Pinhole keeps steady blood flow---WHAT THE F did I do?
Another panic twinge---take off elastic from my ponytail---to small dang it (twinge of pride)--strangulation of sack bad idea---DIRECT PRESSURE! YEAH! F'in OW---suck it up----F'ing OWWW.
Wife outside door--"What's happening?"---NOTHING, Honey!---s**t! <go AWAY>
No alum, no styptic pencil---baking soda!---make it clot dammit
Sack now looks like its covered in red velvet cake batter----WHAT THE F! Baking soda no good, wipe it off---back to direct pressure----F'in OW!
Few minutes later blood finally stops coming out. Sag with relief! Just a frickin' pinhole is visible-check pants pockets and seams =no pin=more WHAT THE F!
Put a bunch of TP on it, clean up, new unders to hold TP in place (yeah, right--it was in the bed when I woke up--told the wife I thought I was gonna sneeze during the night--), PJ pants on, go to bed.
Looks and feels just fine this morning-WHAT THE F!
the above is a true story and I still don't know what the f happened---christ---I just noticed my sig
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04-20-2011, 05:26 PM
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04-20-2011, 05:26 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Anasleim, CA | | | That didn't alarm you enough to seek medical attention? |
04-20-2011, 05:30 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: Reynoldsburg Ohio | | | nah--I fixed it I guess and everything seems fine-I wonder if it was just a small ingrown hair pimple or something that was on/over a small vein that burst or whatever. Seems fine now.
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04-20-2011, 06:05 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Birmingham, UK | | | Go to a doctor, get it checked out. ASAP.
Swallowing a little pride now is an awful lot better than finding out that it's something serious when it's too late.
Go to a doctor, get it checked out. ASAP.
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04-20-2011, 06:05 PM
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04-20-2011, 06:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | | yeah MEKer, because that's normal an stuff. Nothin to worry about. Everybody gushes blood from their sack now and then for no reason whatsoever...
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04-20-2011, 06:34 PM
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There are many places where I would happily bleed away and not be too worried. The baby maker? Not one of those.
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04-20-2011, 06:39 PM
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04-20-2011, 06:57 PM
|  | Registered User | | | | | Get it checked out, sounds like a small ruptured vein or something, first time I've heard of something like that (apart from a time when a guy I knew 'tore' himself a little whilst 'involved' with his girlfriend, that was horrid to say the least) regardless get it checked by a doc and be sure.
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04-20-2011, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Happynoj Why did you hide it from your wife? | Gawd--she faints at injuries---literally. Did not want to deal with her getting hysterical and fainting on me. I had it in hand. Even had to take myself to the Dr. once with a severe injury cuz she fainted when she saw the bone.
But-am keeping an eye on this and will not hesitate to go to the Dr. if needed.
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04-20-2011, 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Relic Congrats on your very first manstruation. | Oh thanks, Relic. I guess I can start dating now, huh?
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04-20-2011, 07:32 PM
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04-20-2011, 07:33 PM
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You been muckin around any creeks? Possibly lookin for dead bodies?  
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04-20-2011, 07:35 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: Reynoldsburg Ohio | | is that a rotten wiener? 
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04-20-2011, 07:36 PM
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04-20-2011, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by MEKer ...blah blah blah... bloody junk... I had it in hand... more blah blah blah... | 
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04-20-2011, 07:44 PM
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04-20-2011, 07:59 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana | | | I've done that a couple of times. The worst part is realizing when you have to unzip... |
04-20-2011, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by MEKer Gawd--she faints at injuries---literally. Did not want to deal with her getting hysterical and fainting on me. I had it in hand. Even had to take myself to the Dr. once with a severe injury cuz she fainted when she saw the bone.
But-am keeping an eye on this and will not hesitate to go to the Dr. if needed. | Your wife faints when she sees the bone?
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