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08-10-2010, 09:11 AM
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08-10-2010, 09:21 AM
|  | I have a very tasty head. | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by blendermassacre  Use the correct petting technique: | Hmmm......all I can think of when looking at that is "prostate exam". |
08-10-2010, 09:38 AM
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08-10-2010, 10:04 AM
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08-10-2010, 11:58 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | Q: How to avoid being bitten by sharks
A: Stay away from sharks
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08-10-2010, 12:22 PM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | CHAPTER SEVEN: I AM EATEN BY SHARKS
A huge *attaboy* to anyone who gets THAT.
And someone at least needs to PS the pinky into position...
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08-10-2010, 12:26 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Carol Stream, IL | | Bat Shark Repellent FTW  |
08-10-2010, 12:27 PM
| | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | *I'm a dolphin, ma'am...*
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08-10-2010, 12:29 PM
|  | Quatre-cordes | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: New Orleans, LA /El Paso TX | | | are you sure they are "petting" the sharks? more like heavy petting to me... |
08-10-2010, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Yerf Dog |
Batman being eaten by Cecil the Seasick Sea Serpent?
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08-10-2010, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by geeza Batman being eaten by Cecil the Seasick Sea Serpent? | I think thats an albatross.
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08-10-2010, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by sloasdaylight Remember, revenge is a dish best served cold. And with poop. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Kwesi Let us know how far you make it before mork comes out your nose. | |
08-10-2010, 02:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | Quote:
Originally Posted by bassteban CHAPTER SEVEN: I AM EATEN BY SHARKS
A huge *attaboy* to anyone who gets THAT. |  Quote:
Originally Posted by bassteban *I'm a dolphin, ma'am...* |
"Candygram..........
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08-10-2010, 02:11 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | Landshark.
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08-10-2010, 02:11 PM
| | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | 5String, you never fail to impress me.
ATTABOY!
Edit: @ Matticus- *honorable mention*
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08-10-2010, 02:12 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | | ^ Gracias.What can I say? Raised on SNL............
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08-10-2010, 05:08 PM
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08-10-2010, 05:12 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: A small town in Iowa | | | um, why not just stay away? lol
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08-10-2010, 05:14 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | | Oh the shark bites! With his teeth dear! And he keeps them! Pearly white!
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08-10-2010, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by 5StringBlues | 
im stayin away
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