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03-09-2008, 11:12 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Clarkston, MI | | | How do I break up with my girlfriend?
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03-09-2008, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker you're nothing but a **** stirring troll | Set your expectations accordingly.
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03-09-2008, 11:13 AM
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03-09-2008, 11:13 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wantagh, New York | | Here you go. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Sonic Death from TB Chat Sonic_Death: telll her your pregnant
Sonic_Death: that'll sure scare her off | |
03-09-2008, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker you're nothing but a **** stirring troll | Set your expectations accordingly.
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03-09-2008, 11:20 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Harpers Ferry WV | | | Barbara?
I thought she made the Air Supply catalog race through your head.
Honestly, to her face. Be a man. Not via email or phone and be HONEST. |
03-09-2008, 11:23 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Ireland | | | E mail her the thread and then run
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03-09-2008, 11:26 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: NYC & Vancouver, BC | | | Meet with her in person and say, "I think we should see other people." If she asks why, tell her that you had to ask a bunch of strangers on the internet for advice on how to break up with her. At that point, she'll agree with you. |
03-09-2008, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Marcus Meet with her in person and say, "I think we should see other people." If she asks why, tell her that you had to ask a bunch of strangers on the internet for advice on how to break up with her. At that point, she'll agree with you. | +1  |
03-09-2008, 11:29 AM
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03-09-2008, 11:31 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Modesto, CA | | | Do her sister................
Really, I am shocked that I am the first one to suggest this. You guys are slacking.
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03-09-2008, 11:31 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: St. John's, NL | | | tell her your scared of whats in her pants, and that you barely know whats in your pants.
and don't forget to say that you don't know if your worm can burrow into holes correctly and that you need to work on your technique.
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Originally Posted by MilkyMcMilkMilk i've seen cats in my neighborhood being brutally raped, it seems to be becoming some sort of epidemic. | |
03-09-2008, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by jady Do her sister................
Really, I am shocked that I am the first one to suggest this. You guys are slacking. | and her mom, twice.
at the same time.
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Originally Posted by MilkyMcMilkMilk i've seen cats in my neighborhood being brutally raped, it seems to be becoming some sort of epidemic. | |
03-09-2008, 11:33 AM
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It's the only way you can bitch-slap the whole relationship thing once and for all. |
03-09-2008, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Marcus Meet with her in person and say, "I think we should see other people." If she asks why, tell her that you had to ask a bunch of strangers on the internet for advice on how to break up with her. At that point, she'll agree with you. | LOL!!!
Seriously, man up and just do it, face to face.
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03-09-2008, 11:35 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pittsburgh | | | you have to have a girlfriend to breakup with her. |
03-09-2008, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by theshadow2001 E mail her the thread and then run | Gets my vote
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03-09-2008, 11:35 AM
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03-09-2008, 11:36 AM
|  | I'm a tumbler, born under punches | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Northern California | | | I think a well written and heartfelt letter could be the way to let her down gently. Something like:
"Dear Baby,
Welcome to dumpsville - population: You
No longer with love,
username n/a
PS I'm gay." |
03-09-2008, 11:42 AM
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