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10-27-2008, 08:28 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lakeland, FL | | | How do you feel about people that lick their fingers before counting out your money?
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10-27-2008, 08:30 PM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | | J...
Eh, nevermind.
I don't know, I have never had this experience. |
10-27-2008, 08:31 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Listowel/KW Ontario | | | It is better than licking the money directly.
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10-27-2008, 08:34 PM
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Endorsing Artist: Spector Basses | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Montreal | | | what about the teachers that over-moisten their fingers before the pass out papers and leave nice big, wet thumb marks on your papers?
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10-27-2008, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by crimson_basser what about the teachers that over-moisten their fingers before the pass out papers and leave nice big, wet thumb marks on your papers? | When that happens, I like to chew on a different corner of the paper before I hand it in.
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10-27-2008, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by crimson_basser what about the teachers that over-moisten their fingers before the pass out papers and leave nice big, wet thumb marks on your papers? | Ugh... had that happen way too many times. 
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10-27-2008, 09:25 PM
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Endorsing Artist: Spector Basses | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Montreal | | | if i was a teacher though, id probably go out of my way to do that just for *poops* and giggles
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10-27-2008, 09:26 PM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | Never thought about it. Isn't money supposed to be one of the most unsanitary things on Earth? I vaguely recall hearing that most paper money has cocaine and/or meth residue on it. Go ahead and lick, buddy. 
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10-27-2008, 10:12 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia | | | I heard money tasted funny, so I licked a dollar bill once. And it tasted like ass. Like, the nasty sweaty behind of a donkey, with some meth and coke overtones. I fail to see why you would lick your fingers to touch the stuff.
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10-27-2008, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Thunderscreech I heard money tasted funny, so I licked a dollar bill once. And it tasted like ass. Like, the nasty sweaty behind of a donkey, with some meth and coke overtones. I fail to see why you would lick your fingers to touch the stuff. | Well, think about where people store their money. For guys, in a cramped dark leather pouch on your ass.
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10-27-2008, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker How do you feel about people that lick their fingers before counting out your money? |
I don't like it very much at all. I like it a lot better when they lick my fingers first.
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10-28-2008, 06:30 AM
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Like, the nasty sweaty behind of a donkey, with some meth and coke overtones.
| You sound THE connoisseur...  |
10-28-2008, 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted by bassteban Never thought about it. Isn't money supposed to be one of the most unsanitary things on Earth? I vaguely recall hearing that most paper money has cocaine and/or meth residue on it. Go ahead and lick, buddy. | Over 99% of British £10 notes have traces of cocaine in them. |
10-28-2008, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Thunderscreech And it tasted like ass. Like, the nasty sweaty behind of a donkey, | I don't want to know how you arrrived at this determination |
10-28-2008, 09:16 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | Hey, it's their health at "risk"....I've yet to have a problem doling out papers or counting money "dry"...  |
10-28-2008, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by TallLankyBastyd You sound THE connoisseur... | Quote:
Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker I don't want to know how you arrrived at this determination | I've tasted many things on accident, real accident or fake.  Battery acid and model cement rank on the "worst ever" list.
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10-28-2008, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Thunderscreech I've tasted many things on accident, real accident or fake. Battery acid and model cement rank on the "worst ever" list. | I've had fresh cow**** blasted in my mouth, face and stuck to my teeth by my a*****e friend riding his quad in front of me. Normally I wear a helmet but I was just pulling mine into the barn. Puking actually made my mouth taste better  I'm pretty sure I could tell you what donkey *** tastes like |
10-28-2008, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker I've had fresh cow**** blasted in my mouth, face and stuck to my teeth by my a*****e friend riding his quad in front of me. Normally I wear a helmet but I was just pulling mine into the barn. Puking actually made my mouth taste better I'm pretty sure I could tell you what donkey *** tastes like | Thank you. This was the best story I've read all week.  |
10-28-2008, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker I've had fresh cow**** blasted in my mouth, face and stuck to my teeth by my a*****e friend riding his quad in front of me. Normally I wear a helmet but I was just pulling mine into the barn. Puking actually made my mouth taste better I'm pretty sure I could tell you what donkey *** tastes like |
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10-28-2008, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker I've had fresh cow**** blasted in my mouth, face and stuck to my teeth by my a*****e friend riding his quad in front of me. Normally I wear a helmet but I was just pulling mine into the barn. Puking actually made my mouth taste better I'm pretty sure I could tell you what donkey *** tastes like | I was having a real crappy morning...not any more!
I about wet myself laughing at that...sorry you went through it, and I hope it never happens to anyone here ever...but that was funny...very, very funny...
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