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04-20-2009, 07:50 AM
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She said It's a bit pornographic. Then again, I don't suppose you would crash your ship for a nice girl in sensible shoes.
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04-20-2009, 08:18 AM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | I actually found that quite humorous.
Where is that from? Croatia? Serbia?
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Originally Posted by 6jase5  Cleavage heals. | Quote:
Originally Posted by machine gewehr I happened to have a better experience, a peegasm. | |
04-20-2009, 08:23 AM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | That was funny.  |
04-20-2009, 02:22 PM
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Did the officer just give him some booze? Is that why it's funny? |
04-20-2009, 02:29 PM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by PatTheAnchor
Did the officer just give him some booze? Is that why it's funny? | no, he was supposed to do a breathalyzer test, the cop hands him the device and the guy tries to take a drink as though the cop just handed him a bottle of booze.
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Originally Posted by machine gewehr I happened to have a better experience, a peegasm. | |
04-20-2009, 03:41 PM
|  | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | | Haha. Awesome.
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04-20-2009, 06:59 PM
| | | | i think, that you drink and drive, and then get caught, other than that. fail.
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ninefinger read my mind... A 32 foot scale bass? Who's going to play it? 90 foot jesus?
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04-20-2009, 07:05 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Plano, TX | | It looks like the cop walked away laughing. Very funny
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08-03-2009, 05:38 PM
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08-03-2009, 05:40 PM
| | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | | Nice search Kserg. |
08-03-2009, 10:17 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Madison, WI | | | That was great.
The keyboard player in one of my old bands drove his car into a lake. That'll do it. |
08-03-2009, 11:38 PM
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08-04-2009, 02:42 AM
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08-04-2009, 03:38 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: New Jersey | | And better yet
Getting out of trouble.
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08-04-2009, 11:10 AM
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08-04-2009, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Nappa | That guy's got a hell of a high kick fer a drunken feller...
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