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11-20-2011, 01:36 AM
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I used to have this book I kept in my toilet, about how to get out of major emergencies and how to survive....I found it fascinating. I have help now to escape an avalanche, deliver a baby or escape quicksand...
I forgot what it was called, but I loved it.
Name an emergency and lets figure it out.
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11-20-2011, 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted by tastybasslines  Name an emergency and lets figure it out. | I'm out of beer and alcohol isn't sold here on sundays |
11-20-2011, 01:42 AM
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Originally Posted by shaggy45 I'm out of beer and alcohol isn't sold here on sundays | Why not?
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11-20-2011, 01:44 AM
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11-20-2011, 01:45 AM
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(these were not the emergencies I was imagining...  )
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11-20-2011, 01:46 AM
| | | | Rummage through neighbors' fridges for beer?
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11-20-2011, 02:00 AM
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11-20-2011, 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted by shaggy45 Because its the south | Move. That's just wrong.
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11-20-2011, 02:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Jazz Ad Valentine day, coming home 9 pm and no flowers? | A heartfelt, handwritten note will do just fine.
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11-20-2011, 02:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Jazz Ad Valentine day, coming home 9 pm and no flowers? | Pick from neighbor's yard or flee the country. I am not sounding like a very good neighbor right now lol.
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11-20-2011, 02:17 AM
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11-20-2011, 09:53 AM
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11-20-2011, 10:25 AM
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11-20-2011, 10:27 AM
| | | | I went through a period in my 20s where I had an honest-to-goodness life-threatening experience of some kind at 18-month intervals pretty regularly. My experience has been, if you take time to think, it's too late. You've got to be able to react quickly & decisively without second-guessing yourself (until later, when it's safe to do so). The time it takes to think, "Oh, s___!" can be too much.
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11-20-2011, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by tastybasslines I forgot what it was called, but I loved it. | So, you lost the book?
Here's an emergency for you:
What do I do if I'm in an emergency but I lost my book about what to do if I'm in an emergency? 
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11-20-2011, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark Latimour Why not? | Blue Laws.
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11-20-2011, 12:18 PM
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11-20-2011, 12:30 PM
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11-20-2011, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by pacojas home invasion scenario = jump out of a window
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