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08-28-2008, 12:52 PM
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ever heard this before? What is a jay bird, and why is it naked? 
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08-28-2008, 12:55 PM
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08-28-2008, 01:32 PM
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08-28-2008, 01:34 PM
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08-28-2008, 01:45 PM
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08-28-2008, 01:46 PM
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08-28-2008, 01:49 PM
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08-31-2008, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Stinsok I'll ask my friend Cooter Brown. | And I'll ask his dog.......
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08-31-2008, 03:08 PM
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08-31-2008, 03:12 PM
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08-31-2008, 03:28 PM
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08-31-2008, 03:34 PM
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08-31-2008, 03:37 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: On The Bayou | | | Baby jaybirds are especially featherless. Anyway, the "Random House Historical Dictionary of American Slang, Vol. II, H-O" by J.E. Lighter (Random House, New York, 1997) says: "naked as a jaybird, stark naked." It lists as a couple of citations: 1893 James "Mavrick" 27: He will have the humbug qualifications of cow-boy stripped from his poor worthless carcass so quickly that he would feel like a jay bird with his tail feathers gone. 1922 in DARE: I gwi' strip nakit ez a jaybu'd befo' 'e fedduh' grow! Phrase was earlier "naked as a robin" (1879). |
08-31-2008, 03:43 PM
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08-31-2008, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by unclejam a Cock | I don't appreciate your use of such fowl language 
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08-31-2008, 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by lowendisthebest ever heard this before? What is a jay bird, and why is it naked? | its a bird, and because its a bird |
08-31-2008, 11:12 PM
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08-31-2008, 11:24 PM
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