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Old 04-23-2008, 10:54 AM
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How to spot a mercenary?

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Don't they usually wear saucy berets and camo? They're also usually chawing on a half-smoked stogie.
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You won't spot a good one until it's too late.
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They might look like a ninja, but if you're seeing the ninja then it's too late you're already dead.
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They look like this:

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look for the dude spouting cocky one-liners that are immediately followed by collosal explosions.
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look for the dude spouting cocky one-liners that are immediately followed by collosal explosions.
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Long coats. And pairs of matching dueling pistols. Maybe a hat.
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Long coats. And pairs of matching dueling pistols. Maybe a hat.
That is a cowboy good sir.
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They are pretty easy to spot. Just look for someone with a mean face, carrying a minigun.

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That is a cowboy good sir.
This is a cowboy:


Where is the long coat?



Also, it wasn't a mercenary I was describing, it was a bounty hunter. I got confuddled...
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Some of them don't have heads.

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^no they're are only 3 EDIT: to Jereth
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Ah to the untrained eye...
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