How UPS Deliveries Actually Work

[crispygoat]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1945275

The cat is out of the bag!

[Relic]

lol nice!
or take the FEDEX approach and don't knock at all but slap a "missed delivery" note on the door.
They actually did that to me once. No knocking, no doorbell, the driver just walked up without the package and slapped the note on my door.

[NateS]

Originally Posted by Relic

lol nice!
or take the FEDEX approach and don't knock at all but slap a "missed delivery" note on the door.
They actually did that to me once. No knocking, no doorbell, the driver just walked up without the package and slapped the note on my door.

Happens to me every time, literally every time. That's why I always prefer FedEx...

[i_got_a_mohawk]

Originally Posted by Relic

lol nice!
or take the FEDEX approach and don't knock at all but slap a "missed delivery" note on the door.
They actually did that to me once. No knocking, no doorbell, the driver just walked up without the package and slapped the note on my door.

Had that happen with parcel force or royal mail over here (one of the two, it was a red van anyway!)

My bedroom window at the folks old house used to look over the front door, was waiting for a package to arrive, saw the van stopping outside, went downstairs and there was a card through the door, opened the door and the van was just driving off. Wankers!

[Skitch it!]

Originally Posted by i_got_a_mohawk

Had that happen with parcel force or royal mail over here (one of the two, it was a red van anyway!)

My bedroom window at the folks old house used to look over the front door, was waiting for a package to arrive, saw the van stopping outside, went downstairs and there was a card through the door, opened the door and the van was just driving off. Wankers!

Yep, me too, either their in a rush to get home or they fancy a poke around in your parcel, cagey gits!

[DerHoggz]

Originally Posted by i_got_a_mohawk

Wankers!

Originally Posted by Skitch it!

cagey gits!

This is far too much British slang for a thread of this size

[i_got_a_mohawk]

Slag!

[Skitch it!]

I don't know whether to sweep the leg or jump the shark on this one ; )

[MatticusMania]

A kick to the yarbles would be much more effective.

[Relic]

a whack in the kayoonts might work

[Skitch it!]

I fell on my chapter and verse yesterday, what a kick in the sack that was ; )

[i_got_a_mohawk]

Having a proper albert hall here ain't we

[Skitch it!]

I'll get a round of Britneys in.

[i_got_a_mohawk]

Let's get get elephant's

[Valerus]

This is amazing. So true

[Skitch it!]

Definitely, lets get Brahms and List.

[rr5025]

I feel the need for some special brew.

[LSquared]

This is pretty funny. I had something like this happen a few years ago, with a UP Postal Service Priority Overnight shipment. I was waiting, waiting, finally went out to the mailbox, there's the "You Weren't Home" card.

I went to the post office, they said I must've stepped out and just missed them. I patiently explained that the address was a retail business with clearly posted store hours 9am to 5pm, and "not home" was "not possible".

There response was more or less "eh, whatever".

Moral: They're all bad.

[jonathan_matos5]

in my neighborhood they just knock and leave the box by the door. i stopped ordering stuff online unless i can pick it up in the store because of UPS' antics.

[Simo98]

1. Get packages delivered to commercial address.
2. Laugh Maniacally.