http://www.neuticles.com/

scorpionldr · #1 10-25-2008, 03:15 PM

Originally seeing fenderhutz's posting up about these in the post "ferocious dog", I immediately looked, only to be greeted by the stupidity and sheer wonder of the product. For people that feel bad about "fixing" their pets, now they can just "burying the hatchet" in buying their dogs (I know this is for cats as well, but we know which animal must truly feel BAD about itself) a brand spankin new pair of fake balls. Why not throw in a beer as well? I must commend whoever came up with this idea, but I wonder if it's REALLY that great.

your thoughts?

fenderhutz · #2 10-25-2008, 03:17 PM

I won't "feeling" the finished product any time soon to find out. That's for sure.

Talkbass is large enough we might actually have a member that has neuticled their pet.

That whole "Do it for your pets self esteem" is complete hogwash.

Fassa Albrecht · #3 10-25-2008, 03:18 PM

I seriously hoped this was a joke. It isn't.

scorpionldr · #4 10-25-2008, 03:20 PM

well I'm laughing at it, cheer up! i'm sure if they did this to humans this would make one excellent practical joke!

scorpionldr · #5 10-25-2008, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by fenderhutz

That whole "Do it for your pets self esteem" is complete hogwash.

Oh, I'm sure that a pet must have a memory....I mean who forgets coming into a dr's office one hour, and a few later comes out missing something that for the most part couldn't be detached?

fenderhutz · #6 10-25-2008, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by scorpionldr

well I'm laughing at it, cheer up! i'm sure if they did this to humans this would make one excellent practical joke!

Uh. I am pretty sure they do have implants for dudes.

EDIT: Confirmed. Do a search.

Trevorus · #7 10-25-2008, 03:30 PM

that's nuts!

someone had to say it...

Baryonyx · #8 10-25-2008, 03:31 PM

Oh these things are ancient! I remember laughing about these at the turn of the millenium...

scorpionldr · #9 10-25-2008, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by fenderhutz

Uh. I am pretty sure they do have implants for dudes.

well i mean if we only treated it the same way as going to the vet....lol i don't know i just got an image of taking a real husky friend to a vet when he's real drunk and getting him neuticled.

fenderhutz · #10 10-25-2008, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by scorpionldr

well i mean if we only treated it the same way as going to the vet....lol i don't know i just got an image of taking a real husky friend to a vet when he's real drunk and getting him neuticled.

Chin neuticles dude, go for the chin.

Fassa Albrecht · #11 10-25-2008, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by fenderhutz

Uh. I am pretty sure they do have implants for dudes.

They do. I remember a Darwin Award Honorable Mention where a guy was making dry ice bombs, decided to make a really big bomb and held the bottle between his legs to put the top on.

Result? A pair of silicone testicles.