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11-13-2011, 10:18 PM
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"a father bull and his son are sitting on top of a mountain over looking a field of cows. The son says "hey dad let's run down there and **** one of those cows!" to which the father bull calmly replies "no, let's walk down there and **** all of them"
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11-13-2011, 10:35 PM
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11-13-2011, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by curbowkid  Feel free to ad your own!
"a father bull and his son are sitting on top of a mountain over looking a field of cows. The son says "hey dad let's run down there and **** one of those cows!" to which the father bull calmly replies "no, let's walk down there and **** all of them"
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That was from the movie 'Colors'
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11-13-2011, 10:50 PM
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11-13-2011, 11:45 PM
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11-13-2011, 11:46 PM
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11-13-2011, 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by fhm555 Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they are NOT after you. | or, as Henry Kissinger said, "even paranoids have enemies"
"I know I'm paranoid, but i'm worried that i'm not paranoid enough"
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11-14-2011, 12:04 AM
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11-14-2011, 04:29 AM
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11-14-2011, 06:55 AM
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11-14-2011, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by P. Aaron Lady Astor: "Sir Winston, you are drunk". Winston Churchill; "My Lady, I may be drunk but you are ugly. In the morning, I will be sober but, you will still be ugly". | I do love that one 
Another funny one:
Lady Astor to Churchill, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea," to which he responded, "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"
"A little knowledge is a dangerous thing"
I do not know where the quote originated from, but it's fairly on the mark!
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11-14-2011, 09:25 AM
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11-14-2011, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by agent77 That was from the movie 'Colors' | I'm guessing it was around a bit longer than the movie. Likely about as long as bulls have been doing cows.
On topic- *I'll behave- I'll be very have(pronounced w/long A)*
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11-14-2011, 10:12 AM
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11-14-2011, 10:54 AM
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11-14-2011, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Lonesomedave
"A man is only as old as the woman he feels"
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11-14-2011, 11:02 AM
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11-14-2011, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by skychief I was born at a very young age. | ...and as I grew up I got older.
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11-14-2011, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by agent77
That was from the movie 'Colors'
| Lol never saw the movie, I had no idea, thanks tho! |
11-14-2011, 11:49 AM
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