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Old 12-15-2008, 08:58 PM
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I just cut my lip with a SPOON.


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I just cut my lip with a SPOON.


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Well i am at work, and i was eating bbq port fried rice.... with a spoon.... and then... i cut my lip..... with a spoon...
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Well i am at work, and i was eating bbq port fried rice.... with a spoon.... and then... i cut my lip..... with a spoon...
Plastic Spoon?
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I've done it a few times... The cheapo spoon you got from China Wok 7 had a bit of the spoon mold still on the end, it came off sharp and cut you.

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plastic spoon is totally possible

metal spoon that's rounded, epic fail.
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Plastic Spoon?
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Those plastic spoons can bear a horrible resemblance to a steak knife sometimes...

I wish you a speedy recovery. Until you heal, lay off the hot sauce, and the fruit juice.
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Those plastic spoons can bear a horrible resemblance to a steak knife sometimes...

I wish you a speedy recovery. Until you heal, lay off the hot sauce, and the fruit juice.
Hehe, I am Jewish, I paid for that Chinese food, i will finish it, no matter how spicy it is.


I.... its a SPOON damn it... not suppose to do that!

I is not smart...
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Old 12-15-2008, 10:30 PM
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BTW did you have your caps lock on when you typed the title.

No, because i feel that only wait to proclaim that you are special is loud and proud... All caps!
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You are special, but did you ever break your ribs by either slam dancing at your brothers wedding... or even worse, going out for a 30 minute jog? Sadly I did both...
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Old 12-15-2008, 11:22 PM
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You are special, but did you ever break your ribs by either slam dancing at your brothers wedding... or even worse, going out for a 30 minute jog? Sadly I did both...
Ouch on jogging!


No, but i did bruise my ribs opening a locker room door.


Well no, i bruised my ribs playing hockey, but i was so hyped up on the game i brushed it off and really don't remember feeling pain much. That is until i tried opening a door to locker room.... and then i collapsed in pain. I got some odd looks that moment.
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Old 12-15-2008, 11:26 PM
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Meh, plastic spoon, that's nothing. Those are usually sharp as knives.

Now, a metal one, that would've been something.
Unless of course in the can, there the utensils are said to be quite sharp .

Speaking of idiotic accidents, I 've had too many to mention. One particular has etched itself into my mind. When I was 8 or so I was repairin' my moped. On the center stand, rear wheel off the ground. For some reason I was rotating the rear wheel, from the lower portion of the chain. Somehow I lost concentration and would You know, the next thing I notice my thumb is securely jammed between the chain and the sprocket, one of the spikes driven deep through the nail. As I stared in disbelief, after a sec or a two there was a clear red stream of blood contrasting nicely the pitch black oily hands of mine. Somehow I also had nudged the gear on so it took me a while to get the thumb loose. Off to the First Aid Unit yet once again.

Haven't done that trick since, the marks are still showing on the nail some 30 years later to remind me, other rather succesful attempts to reduce the mobility of my limbs, YES.

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