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11-14-2008, 09:58 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chicago | | | I cant grow a mustache...
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So anyone else here have a problem growing serious facial hair? Im 21 and would expect that by now i could have something okay, but no just nasty looking. My brother who is 26 cant either; although when i was younger my dad had a real nice stache. Am i doomed or do i just have to wait til im.... 30? |
11-14-2008, 09:59 AM
| | | There's also sharpies. Or, if you really want, you can take clippings of hair from other parts of your body and make a fake stache... 
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11-14-2008, 09:59 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Austin TX | | | hard to relate, i had a mustache at 15 and if i don't shave for a week i look like grizzley adams
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11-14-2008, 10:01 AM
|  | The older I get, the better I was. | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pasadena, CA | | | I'm 40, I still can't grow a mustache that's worth a damn. It has nothing to do with age, and more to do with genetics. My mother's side of the family doomed me to nothing more than a mediocre goatee. |
11-14-2008, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by EricF I'm 40, I still can't grow a mustache that's worth a damn. It has nothing to do with age, and more to do with genetics. My mother's side of the family doomed me to nothing more than a mediocre goatee. | You're a MAN! You're 40!! 
I'm 37 and in the same boat. I have really light facial hair. So I can get by with shaving once a week maybe. So hey bro, you may never be able to grow a mustache.
-Mike |
11-14-2008, 10:09 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London UK | | I'm 30 and I can grow both a mustache and a beard. www.movember.com
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11-14-2008, 10:16 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hattiesburg, Mississippi | | | You're not missing out on too much, mate.
Surveys say that women find a little bit of stubble to be the most attractive type of facial hair, if any.
If it makes you feel any better. |
11-14-2008, 11:02 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Richmond, Virginia | | | I can't either, but the real question is... why would you want to? |
11-14-2008, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Stigs I can't either, but the real question is... why would you want to? | Maybe he's joined the police?
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11-14-2008, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by EricF I'm 40, I still can't grow a mustache that's worth a damn. It has nothing to do with age, and more to do with genetics. My mother's side of the family doomed me to nothing more than a mediocre goatee. | so in addition to not being able to rock a stache, I can also look forward to hair loss? Bummer, dude.
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11-14-2008, 12:35 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Finland | | | I guess I could grow some kind of mustache, but I don't want one and have never tried one either.
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11-14-2008, 12:37 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Urbana, IL | | | Mine is thin a bit, too. But that's genetics. Whereas I can grow a pretty wooly neck beard. My chin doesn't grow much hair right in the middle, but that's because I landed on it trying to surf my bike years ago. Scraped the heck out of it...
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11-14-2008, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Linas So anyone else here have a problem growing serious facial hair? Im 21 and would expect that by now i could have something okay, but no just nasty looking. My brother who is 26 cant either; although when i was younger my dad had a real nice stache. Am i doomed or do i just have to wait til im.... 30? | How long have you attempted to grow it? I find mine grows in pretty slowly, whereas the beard grows rather quickly. When I want to have a beard or a Van Dyke (as I do know), I give the 'stache a head start.
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11-14-2008, 01:27 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Machias/Bangor, Maine | | I've had a substantial amount of facial hair since 7th grade.
Be Jealous. 
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11-14-2008, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by gold_member_321 I've had a substantial amount of facial hair since 7th grade.
Be Jealous. | You've spent a substantially greater amount of time shaving than I have.
Not jealous.  |
11-14-2008, 01:51 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Wilmington, NC | | | Yeah, I'm 20 and mine is still pretty patchy. I don't really think I'd rock much facial hair even if it came in thick and uniform, but still it'd be nice to have the option.
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11-14-2008, 02:49 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Boston | | | My sideburns grow in crazy quick, but I can't grow anything more than stubble on the rest of my face.
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11-14-2008, 02:55 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Louisiana | | I can. Talk about embarrassing! 
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11-14-2008, 03:00 PM
| | Online | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sunapee, New Hampshire | | So hey, neither could these guys. Which one do you look more like? 
-Mike |
11-14-2008, 03:03 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Fort Collins, Colorado | | | Study old Marx Brothers movies. Groucho's moustache was greasepaint.
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