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Old 11-14-2008, 09:58 AM
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I cant grow a mustache...

So anyone else here have a problem growing serious facial hair? Im 21 and would expect that by now i could have something okay, but no just nasty looking. My brother who is 26 cant either; although when i was younger my dad had a real nice stache. Am i doomed or do i just have to wait til im.... 30?
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There's also sharpies. Or, if you really want, you can take clippings of hair from other parts of your body and make a fake stache...
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hard to relate, i had a mustache at 15 and if i don't shave for a week i look like grizzley adams
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I'm 40, I still can't grow a mustache that's worth a damn. It has nothing to do with age, and more to do with genetics. My mother's side of the family doomed me to nothing more than a mediocre goatee.
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I'm 40, I still can't grow a mustache that's worth a damn. It has nothing to do with age, and more to do with genetics. My mother's side of the family doomed me to nothing more than a mediocre goatee.
You're a MAN! You're 40!!

I'm 37 and in the same boat. I have really light facial hair. So I can get by with shaving once a week maybe. So hey bro, you may never be able to grow a mustache.

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You're not missing out on too much, mate.

Surveys say that women find a little bit of stubble to be the most attractive type of facial hair, if any.

If it makes you feel any better.
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I can't either, but the real question is... why would you want to?
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I can't either, but the real question is... why would you want to?
Maybe he's joined the police?
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I'm 40, I still can't grow a mustache that's worth a damn. It has nothing to do with age, and more to do with genetics. My mother's side of the family doomed me to nothing more than a mediocre goatee.
so in addition to not being able to rock a stache, I can also look forward to hair loss? Bummer, dude.
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Old 11-14-2008, 12:35 PM
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I guess I could grow some kind of mustache, but I don't want one and have never tried one either.
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Mine is thin a bit, too. But that's genetics. Whereas I can grow a pretty wooly neck beard. My chin doesn't grow much hair right in the middle, but that's because I landed on it trying to surf my bike years ago. Scraped the heck out of it...
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Old 11-14-2008, 01:13 PM
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So anyone else here have a problem growing serious facial hair? Im 21 and would expect that by now i could have something okay, but no just nasty looking. My brother who is 26 cant either; although when i was younger my dad had a real nice stache. Am i doomed or do i just have to wait til im.... 30?
How long have you attempted to grow it? I find mine grows in pretty slowly, whereas the beard grows rather quickly. When I want to have a beard or a Van Dyke (as I do know), I give the 'stache a head start.
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I've had a substantial amount of facial hair since 7th grade.

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I've had a substantial amount of facial hair since 7th grade.

Be Jealous.
You've spent a substantially greater amount of time shaving than I have.


Not jealous.
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Old 11-14-2008, 01:51 PM
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Yeah, I'm 20 and mine is still pretty patchy. I don't really think I'd rock much facial hair even if it came in thick and uniform, but still it'd be nice to have the option.
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My sideburns grow in crazy quick, but I can't grow anything more than stubble on the rest of my face.
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I can. Talk about embarrassing!
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So hey, neither could these guys. Which one do you look more like?



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Old 11-14-2008, 03:03 PM
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Study old Marx Brothers movies. Groucho's moustache was greasepaint.
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